The dog did it

[Ulfwald]

O woman and a man were out on their first date, and she was a little nervous.
At dinner in a very expensive resturant she lets out a fart that everyone around hears, she immediately looks at the wait in disgust and says
"Waiter, PLEASE stop that immediately'
Without missing a beat, the water looks around quickly while replying
"Of couse madam, which way did it go?"

 

[Ulfwald]

ttt

 

[MickySoft]

this is funny, I'll forward this around

 

[Bryan]