The Dream Job Florida Gynecolgist's Assistant

[Brutuskend]

A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."

"Oh, is that where the job is ?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

 

[Quasmo]

I think if I had to do that job, FLORIDA would be the LAST place I would want to go. (Except Miami) Old people FTL.

 

[QueBert]

took me 2 reads and a few minutes to get it, I was about to say 1/10 but I say 7/10 pretty amusing once my slow ass understood the punchline

 

[maxster]

You would think it's like that, except it's not.

Just imagine all the diseased vaginas that you will see and haunt you in your dreams.

 

[Kelemvor]

Heh. much better than that condom joke.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

pros : you get to strip shave and rub...
cons : in florida....

 

[CptCrunch]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

pros : you get to strip shave and rub...
cons : in florida....

i'm out

 

[blackdogdeek]

yay! it's been a long time since i've seen topic summaries that contain "another stolen brutuskend joke". glad to see them again.

where have you been?

ps - i got a good chuckle from this one.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

That's the thing. I hear men joke all the time about wanting to be a gyno. But honestly folks, how many women do you know who go to the gyno for just a checkup? 9/10 times they are going for some sort of problem. I will gladly support my gf or wife through that sort of problem but there's no way in hell I would want to take a job looking at random women's stinking, diseased vaginas. I'll pass.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

at first glance alot of jobs sound cool.

 

[waffleironhead]

I came in here thinking "WTF diseased Granny snatch" who wants that job. and thats the way I'm leaving.

 

[Aharami]

Brutuskend is back!? woo

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I think if I had to do that job, FLORIDA would be the LAST place I would want to go. (Except Miami) Old people FTL.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
I came in here thinking "WTF diseased Granny snatch" who wants that job. and thats the way I'm leaving.

I would include Citrix's job as well in that

(For those who remember the story he posted here long ago )

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
I came in here thinking "WTF diseased Granny snatch" who wants that job. and thats the way I'm leaving.

I would include Citrix's job as well in that

(For those who remember the story he posted here long ago )

Diarrhea on the massage table...priceless!

 

[Syringer]

Ugh..-3/10 for imagery of shaving old vagy pubes.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
yay! it's been a long time since i've seen topic summaries that contain "another stolen brutuskend joke". glad to see them again.

where have you been?

ps - i got a good chuckle from this one.

I've been spending a lot of time working on other projects.
Specifically old Schwinn bikes I've started collecting.

Here's the 1955 Deluxe Hornet I just finished for my daughter

Another picture

Plus I've been restoring old seats from the 50's bikes as well.

Seat #1 White leather for a friend's little girl.

This one's going on my '51 Black Phantom


Another shot of it

This one I might less, or I might use it on another one of my projects

And another shot of that one

And one more