The girl or the beer?

[Infidelity]

I just thought of this while taking a shower since I have not been laid in a while. I broke up with my last girlfriend after she gave me an ultimatum the beer or her. She was a real anti this anti that kind of girl. Anyway, I set her bouncing. I don?t drink and no alcoholic but I love an occasional beer once in a while. Anyway, you guys going to support me.

BTW, she told me she would come back if I made a promise to never drink alchole again ever. Of course I told her to come back to reality.

 

[GoldenBear]

There's no alternative to alcohol.

However there is masturbation.

 

[Spoooon]

Bah. It'd be one thing if you were an alcoholic or something. Besides, if you really loved her or whatever, you wouldn't be asking us about it on the forums. That's a clue right there that she isn't worth the beer.

 

[N8Magic]

LMAO @ GoldenBear!

 

[GasX]

Ultimatums are bad things.

Beer, on the other had, is a good thing.

You chose... wisely

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Good for you. Gotta stand up in what you believe in

 

[MC]

GoldenBear, sorry...i don't think this ost of yours is information..not even somewhat, so...
hey, you forgot your BOLD text!




Girl for me...

 

[Infidelity]

There's no alternative to alcohol.

Thats what I'm saying, anyway, I don't really care that much. Summer is coming and its going to be great now that college is over. Just wanted to see how others would react I guess. Thanks, for all your support.

 

[snakesnfrogs]

You should've told her you only drank because she was so much better looking after you had downed a few

 

[MC]

snakenfrog..

 

[Aceman]

Go with the beer. Do I need to list the top 50 reasons why beer is better than a woman?

 

[GoldenBear]

<< Go with the beer. Do I need to list the top 50 reasons why beer is better than a woman? >>

You mean there's only 50?

 

[Aceman]

Yes GoldenBear, there are only 50. I'd list them out for you, but you'd save them to your hard drive and by the time you hit pueberty and could understand them, that hard drive will develop bad sectors and be out of warranty.

 

[GoldenBear]

That post don't make no sense.

 

[Aceman]

TRANSLATION FOR GOLDENBEAR: I could post all 50 reasons, but you wouldn't understand them for another 2-3 years when you finally hit puberty!

 

[GoldenBear]

Oh I see you were attempting to make a joke.

Let me read that again..oh yes, yes, an attempt indeed.

 

[GasX]

post the 50 reasons, I've been of age for over a decade.

 

[Sluggo]

There is a C &amp; W song I have been forced to listen to while Mrs. Sluggo is in the car called you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

 

[Noriaki]

Ultimatiums suck.

Without even reading the rest of the story &quot;She gave me an Ultimatium&quot; = &quot;She's out on her ass&quot;.

If you were an Alcoholic and she wanted to help you get clean that's a totally different story. But a little casual drinking never hurt anyone, if that's much a prig tell her to shove it.

If I had a woman say that to me I'd go buy a bottle of whiskey and down it in front of her.

Take the beer over that kind of girl any day.

 

[bigrash]

Girlfriends come and go, but beer however........forget it, i'm glad you kept the beer

 

[Aceman]

Here's the 26 of them to hold you over while I dig for my paper copy:

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
6. Beer never changes its mind
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8. Beer is never late
9. Hangovers go away
10. Beer labels come off without a fight
11. Beer never has a headache
12. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
13. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
14. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
15. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
17. A beer always goes down easy
18. You can share a beer with your friends
19. You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer
20. Beer is always wet
21. Beer doesn't demand quality
22. You can have a beer in public
23. A beer doesn't care when you come
24. A frigid beer is a good beer
25. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
26. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony

 

[Looney]

She must really be uptight if a beer now and then bothers her. I don't drink often either, but i love having a cold beer on a hot day or one with a steak.

 

[Doboji]

You could probably get fun outta her on occasion now... swear of beer and commence the games... get laid... keep her at arms length.. and drink up!



-Max

 

[Infidelity]

You could probably get fun outta her on occasion now... swear of beer and commence the games... get laid... keep her at arms length.. and drink up!

That thought crossed my mind several times but the whole idea of not bieng able to finish my beer became so absurd to me I could not let it continue any longer.

 

[unghole]

Once any girl is gone, the beer is still there for you. Besides, beer doesnt make you feel used...you use it!