The horrors of the internet

[EGGO]

All of the poll options are rated G compared to what I've seen. Nobody was spared...not even the children.

 

[TheNewbie]

Lets get some facts straight.
First of all this ISN"T "horrors of the internet" this is a bunch of sick motherfuckers who for some reason thought it'll be nice to share.

Other than goatse which I was unfortunately tricked to watch I haven't seen any of the others, though I have an idea about their qualities.

If any of you sick fucks ever link to anything like that, without explicit & sufficient warnings I will personally deal with you.

 

[michaelsslave]

Originally posted by: cdmccool
I'm pretty good about avoiding this stuff. I know what most of them are, but I've only seen meatspin.

How about Pain Olympics?

pain Olympics is fake though so it doesnt count

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Triumph
Do a YTMND search for pretty much any of these and hilarity is guaranteed to ensue.

Also, why am I getting almost zero google searches for a lot of these? There's no way dalmation.avi was erased from Internet.

I searched for dalmation.avi and found it first link.

 

[tboo]

I havent seen it yet but by judgng from the video reactions posted on break.com Id say 2girls1cup must be pretty gross.

 

[GTaudiophile]

WTF! I haven't seen any of these. Where to start?

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: tboo
I havent seen it yet but by judgng from the video reactions posted on break.com Id say 2girls1cup must be pretty gross.

WTF!

You all actually think this stuff is real somehow?

I don't think anyone on this earth could be paid enough to expose themselves to the number diseases available in that video.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Triumph
Do a YTMND search for pretty much any of these and hilarity is guaranteed to ensue.

Also, why am I getting almost zero google searches for a lot of these? There's no way dalmation.avi was erased from Internet.

I searched for dalmation.avi and found it first link.

Dude thats a kickass directory nice find

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: tboo
I havent seen it yet but by judgng from the video reactions posted on break.com Id say 2girls1cup must be pretty gross.

WTF!

You all actually think this stuff is real somehow?

I don't think anyone on this earth could be paid enough to expose themselves to the number diseases available in that video.

This stuff is cereal man.. its called "scat"

Theres Asian, British, Euro scat too

 

[JRich]

The Internet is full of wonder.

 

[eakers]

seen all excetp for meatspin and 5spdgirl and shakethatbear

time to google

eta:
I just saw meat spin, i've seen it before with a different song.
Thats not even that gross...

shakethatbear was upsetting

 

[GTaudiophile]

WTF do these involve so much animal cruelty?

That ShakeThatBear couple should be shot too.

 

[GTaudiophile]

OMG! I'm about puke...saw Mr. Hands...OMG...BARRRFFF!!!!

That should have killed him then and there.

 

[ryan256]

5 Speed girl was not that bad and actually quite tame compared to the rest of this stuff. Its also not the first time I've heard of a girl doing this. It was even mentioned in the 1983 movie Losin' it.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
OMG! I'm about puke...saw Mr. Hands...OMG...BARRRFFF!!!!

That should have killed him then and there.

From what I understand the horse DID kill him

 

[natep]

unfortunately, I've seen pretty much all of those.

2girls 1cup was the one that almost made me lose my lunch.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: natep
unfortunately, I've seen pretty much all of those.

2girls 1cup was the one that almost made me lose my lunch.

Yeah, my stomach is still upset...but I refuse to believe it's real.

I mean, everything in that video goes AGAINST human nature.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Triumph
Do a YTMND search for pretty much any of these and hilarity is guaranteed to ensue.

Also, why am I getting almost zero google searches for a lot of these? There's no way dalmation.avi was erased from Internet.

I searched for dalmation.avi and found it first link.

Dude thats a kickass directory nice find

Hahah yeah... I didn't look through much of it but it seemed like a 4chaner's dir or something.

 

[2Xtreme21]

SWAP.avi still takes the cake for me.

 

[bigrash]

I haven't watched any of them (and I tend to keep it that way). I've heard of most of them though

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: LS20

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: LS20
psst, never go to

omg
lol
dot
tk

OMG! DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE! DIE! DIE!

I hope this serves as adequate warning for the rest of you!



...and what is 4chan that people keep talking about?

wiki it



i find it pretty amusing so far. the rawness and hilarity of it all. lulz

yup the amusing anonymous. lots of internet memes come from 4chan. esp the /b/ section

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: G Wizard

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: G Wizard
the horrors of the internet cannot be complete w/o 'mr. hands'

?

Oh God, not Mr. Hands. Good thing it wasn't so graphic or I might have cried.

i admit...i laughed my ass off at that video. granted i was drunk, otherwise i wouldnt have watched it.
i think i discerned which one was the 'death thrust', which made me laugh even harder.
in fact im chuckling just thinking about it right now.
i need to stop...
i'd hate to explain why im laughing to the guy across the desk from me.

Out of 3 thrusts it's not hard to spot. It's the one where he goes :

OHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.... and then his colon blows up

i think he got the fatal hit on the first thrust. thats just way deep.... horses don't last very long do they

must say the only one that really grossed me out was shake that bear. it was a bit f*cked up

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: LS20

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: LS20
psst, never go to

omg
lol
dot
tk

OMG! DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE! DIE! DIE!

I hope this serves as adequate warning for the rest of you!



...and what is 4chan that people keep talking about?

wiki it



i find it pretty amusing so far. the rawness and hilarity of it all. lulz

yup the amusing anonymous. lots of internet memes come from 4chan. esp the /b/ section

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: G Wizard

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: G Wizard
the horrors of the internet cannot be complete w/o 'mr. hands'

?

Oh God, not Mr. Hands. Good thing it wasn't so graphic or I might have cried.

i admit...i laughed my ass off at that video. granted i was drunk, otherwise i wouldnt have watched it.
i think i discerned which one was the 'death thrust', which made me laugh even harder.
in fact im chuckling just thinking about it right now.
i need to stop...
i'd hate to explain why im laughing to the guy across the desk from me.

Out of 3 thrusts it's not hard to spot. It's the one where he goes :

OHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.... and then his colon blows up

i think he got the fatal hit on the first thrust. thats just way deep.... horses don't last very long do they

must say the only one that really grossed me out was shake that bear. it was a bit f*cked up

Wait. Is the video on the net the one where he gets fatally wounded internally?

 

[Syrch]

what about kids in a sandbox? Thats gotta be the worst of them all!

 

[manowar821]

That is all child's play. I have ventured past the asshole of the Internet, and I returned with a hearty laugh.

 

[tboo]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: natep
unfortunately, I've seen pretty much all of those.

2girls 1cup was the one that almost made me lose my lunch.

Yeah, my stomach is still upset...but I refuse to believe it's real.

I mean, everything in that video goes AGAINST human nature.

Ok, I saw the video. WOW thats nasty.

The thing is, the first two seconds into it I was like "ok that one chicks hot & I cant see how its going to get bad" Then it all took a major cliff dive. I hope those chicks got paid a lot of money & use lots of mouthwash!