The Mormons are coming...

[janas19]

Into my neighborhood. I look outside my balcony window and see them making conversation with the residents. I think they come here because there's a lot of Latinos in my neighborhood.

I never know how to interact with them. I know the reason why they come. Should I be friendly? Cold? Shut the blinds and hide?

What does ATOT say?

 

[Printer Bandit]

any females?

 

[janas19]

any females?

No females.

 

[Linflas]

I've always found a polite "not interested" works fine with them.

 

[zinfamous]

answer the door in your underwear. Tell them you already have all the holy underwear that you need.

They will be jealous and walk off in shame.

 

[terry107]

They're better than the recovering crackheads who just need to sell two more magazine subscriptions to go to Cancun.

 

[Rage187]

Mormon missionaries travel in groups of two. They have one group for English speakers and one for Spanish.

The Spanish speakers only focus on Latino households, so don't expect them to come knocking on your door, unless you have lace curtains or a white work van/truck in the driveway.


<--Mormon

 

[Drako]

Are you sure they aren't Jehovah's Witnesses?

I didn't think LDSers went door to door.

 

[janas19]

answer the door in your underwear. Tell them you already have all the holy underwear that you need.

They will be jealous and walk off in shame.

Lol! I like.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Invite them in for a cold beer. Be friendly, then, start to hit on them.

 

[child of wonder]

Ask them about the Book of Abraham mistranslation by Joseph Smith. It's a hoot.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Ask them if they have any weed.

 

[irishScott]

For some reason I thought of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM

 

[BoomerD]

Always answer the door buck-nekkid, with a raging hard-on in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. Invite them in to party with you...

 

[highland145]

Always answer the door buck-nekkid, with a raging hard-on in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. Invite them in to party with you...

And when they are overcome by their homosexual tendencies, then what?

 

[HumblePie]

Tell them you already came back from your vacation from Kolob, while partying like a rock star, and don't need another ticket back there any time soon. Saying this while answering the door in only your underwear will give you bonus points.

 

[slayer202]

tell them you are going to unbaptize them when they die, and then convert them to satanism

 

[BoomerD]

and when they are overcome by their homosexual tendencies, then what?

P-R-O-F-I-T!!


(damned all-caps filter)

 

[brainhulk]

offer them your Angelic Maroni Weiner

 

[highland145]

P-R-O-F-I-T!!


(damned all-caps filter)

:hmm: Maybe janas19 lives in Buckhead.

 

[Zedtom]

When the Witnesses come by it's always women. They are usually older but sometimes they have a partner that looks to be in her twenties, (probably a relative). The Mormons are always men who sometimes have bicycles but always are dressed the same- white shirt, black tie and pants.

If I'm not busy i will chat with the JW's, since they are not pushy. I always get rid of them by telling them that I have some relatives who are members, (which is true). This always gets them a little excited and they leave happily.

The Mormons are different. I don't know what it is, but I always get this weird feeling when I make eye contact. It's like they are drilling right through my head and talking to someone standing six feet behind me. It gives me the creeps and I quickly shoo them away.

 

[God Mode]

The Mormons are different. I don't know what it is, but I always get this weird feeling when I make eye contact. It's like they are drilling right through my head and talking to someone standing six feet behind me. It gives me the creeps and I quickly shoo them away.

That is how young sober people are. The rest of us are mostly doped on caffiene, meds and other things..

 

[janas19]

:hmm: Maybe janas19 lives in Buckhead.

Do you think Buckhead has a large Latino population?

Psssht.

 

[highland145]

Do you think Buckhead has a large Latino population?

Psssht.

Ha, no. Got sidetracked with Boomer's "profit."

 

[Rage187]

Or, and I'm just throwing is out there. You could be nice to them and just say hi. If you are not interested, telling them to have a nice day is also something you could do. You could even not answer the door.

Those guys save up their whole lives to pay their expenses during their mission. They are shipped either across the country or to some place in the world for a solid 2 years and can make only 2 calls home every year. Once on Christmas and Mothers Day.

Being nice to people who you don't share your views shows you are a decent human being and not a dick.