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Somehow I managed to miss this thread. Hi everyone!what's this thread about?
The only thing you missed is learning that Predator STOMPS! Terminator!
It took a while to get there, though.
Somehow I managed to miss this thread. Hi everyone!what's this thread about?
Yeah, I skimmed a few pages of the thread. In the beginning, Terminator was going to kick Predator ass. By page 40 or so, Predator was stomping Terminator. There was some guy with an auto-ban account. Harvey was going full Harvey on his punk ass.The only thing you missed is learning that Predator STOMPS! Terminator!
It took a while to get there, though.
The only thing you missed is learning that Predator STOMPS! Terminator!
It took a while to get there, though.
Dumb ass automaton couldn't even solve weighted shortest path problem.
..like a child into a trap set by a waitress.TERMINATOR stomps!!!
I think it is safe to assume Terminator can see Predator.well the thing is, you can't have direct confrontation; because in that situation, the one of the two which wins is "whatever the writer wants".
So you analyze what the two characters do.
The Terminator is, frankly, rather dumb.
He tends to move straight ahead towards hit target, and rarely displays any tactic aside from "go kill". This is a major decision point.
The Predator is smart, up to a point. He does suffer from pride issues and will occasionally gimp himself to match the strength of his opponent, but otherwise displays a number of abilities against which the terminator has no defences. Specifically, it comes with a host of technology which is superior to the one built by Skynet: Laser cannon, and cloak.
The Terminator CAN win, if the writer decides, without any excessive suspension of disbelief. It has computer aim, and if we decide that its vision can see the cloak (not even through the cloak, but simply the small visual distortion it creates), even with a simple human weapon the Terminator can kill the Predator in a short amount of time.
The Predator needs to be in a specific situation to lose as described above; it needs to be unaware of the Terminator, OR it needs to have decided to attack it directly.
As the Predator most commonly displays the attribute "it uses stealth to stalk its victims".
As the Terminator most commonly displays the attribute "it advances relentlessly towards its target".
When matching these two attributes, the Predator is likely to be the winner.
if, otherwise, we match two less-commonly occurring attributes of these two characters, the winner could be either, depending on how major or minor this attribute is.
The only thing you missed is learning that Predator STOMPS! Terminator!
It took a while to get there, though.
The predator lost to a tree...
I can confirm this with empirical evidence:Terminator lost to a non-sentient hydraulic press running at a glacial pace.
Terminators have time machine, they just need to go back and kill the founders or whatever those guys spreading life around the universe are called. No more predators
T-1000 suffocates Predator with liquid metal.
Predator attempts to romance 'female' Terminator and gets killed any number of ways.
Predator dresses up as John Connor to confuse 'goodie' Terminator and kills it during group hug.
Predator's pet facehugger goes kamikaze and facehugs Terminator, Terminator's head melts when it attempts to remove facehugger.
Predator would RAPE Terminator.
Lol one shot from predator to terminator's chest and game over
Plus Danny Glover beat a Predator, and as we all know, he's too old for that shit.
Same would be true in the opposite direction.
The Predator's cloaking wouldn't matter with Terminator vision, whereas its possible that the Terminator could hide from Predator's heat detectors. They both have integrated nukes, they both could shoot weapons. Terminator could rip out Predator's beating heart, but Predator probably couldn't just reach into terminator and rip its power cells out.
Frankly they're more alike than different, and effectively served the exact same purpose.
Plus Danny Glover beat a Predator, and as we all know, he's too old for that shit. Mel Gibson would've been disemboweled and still beaten a Predator.
Who wins, Predator in Jason Voorhees mask, or Terminator in Michael Meyers mask? Or Jason Voorhees with the Predator helmet vs Michael Meyers with Terminator sunglasses?