The worst movie ever made

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Zim Hosein

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How about The Cell, yes J. Lo is hot, yes the visuals are awesome, but where's the story?
 

MWink

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<< I will probably get shot for saying this but the worst movie ever was Blad Runner. What a waste of time! >>



BANG! We had to watch that in English class and I kinda liked it.

Currently the worst movie I can think of is Jurassic Park 2. The only reason it comes to mind is, I just saw JP 3 for the first time yesterday. (If they don't fix the huge hole in JP4 then JP3 gets rated as worst movie ever)
 

monto

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relative to the hype, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was pretty awful...altho I'll admit I watched it twice
 

murphy55d

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Meet the Parents and Any Given Sunday are the 2 more recent awful movies I've seen. me and my friends about walked out during AGS...what a horrible stupid movie.
 

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<< i second the avengers.. that was AWEFUL... altho... i woke up near the end and men in colorful bear suits were running around.. and no.. i wasnt on drugs >>


It's funny how I did the exact same thing! Another thing I remember was seeing the boom mic every 5 minutes in every wide shot and closeup. One of the worst movies ever!

Another one that comes to mind is Batman & Robin (the one with George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger and others). Luckally I rented this one and didn't see it in the theater.

My third choice is You've Got Mail. I was dragged into this movie by my girlfriend at the time. NEVER AGAIN! Everything was SO predicable! I could have used sock puppets and made a better movie. I remember one of the stupidest lines was when Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks were finding out it was each other they were talking to and Tom goes "Let me guess, You've got Mail!" And Meg Ryan goes "How did you know??" Hmmmmm, AOL has how many millions of members??? Every idiot online is on AOL, it's not some secret phrase or anything.
 

Superdoopercooper

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"The Wishmaster". And then those dummies made 2 sequels.

OR...

"Eraserhead", "The Apostle"

IF yer talking about the WORST mainstream movies of all time (not "B" movies), then I'd ahve to say PEARL HARBOR (big disappointment after all the hype), The Mirror has Two Faces, and now I'm drawing a blank so I'll stop there.
 

pulse8

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<< Too many of you people like to hate things because it's popular to hate them. You're worse than the people who are pop culture fans, because all you can do is bitch. >>



Very very true.
 

grifterspawn

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Gone Fishin' is definitely up there, one of the only movies I ever rented and shut off half way through (who knows why I rented it). Although I recommend you ALL check out U.S. Seals 1 and 2, they are so bad they are frickin hilarious. You HAVE to see those movies.
 

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<< And Waterworld (and anything else with Kevin Costner). >>

Waterworld was poo, I'll give you that. But Robin Hood: Prince of Theives remains one of my personal favorite movies.

I can't believe someone hasn't mentioned UHF, I'm guessing it's a combination of being before the average AT poster was watching movies and it being so bad that it nearly went straight to video. In fact, I thought the memory of seeing it was just a bad nightmare until I saw it on VH1 last week.

Weird Al deserves to be beaten daily for making that movie. At least Michal Richards redeemed himself in seinfeld.

Little Nicky was bad too, but the scene with Hitler and the pineapples made the whole movie worth it
 

Desturel

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UHF? The only reason I can think of for poeple not to like that movie is because they don't like Weird Al. If you don't like Weird Al, then why would you watch one of his movies? UHF had some of the funniest (IMO) scenes from any comedy movie I can remember. "Today, we are going to teach poodles how to fly." "Badgers! Badgers! We don't need no stinking Badgers!" "Suplies!". The parodies of Rambo and Gandhi 2. Damn, I have to go watch that now.

Leonard Part 6 was pretty bad for a Bill Cosby movie, but I know alot of kids like it. That and Chomp (the movie about a robotic dog along the lines of D.A.R.Y.L) are some of my little cousin's favorite "old" movies. I'm gonna get you sucka... One scene really makes that movie for me. The scene when Isaac Hayes packs in all of the guns and then slips on a bullet.
 

Quad

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worst movie ever would have to be Payback, starring mel gibson

OMG THAT MOVIE SUCKED
 

gimlids

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WATCHU TALKIN BOUT PAYBACK SUCKED?

By far the worst movie ever made is FRANKENWEENIE by Disney. By far. Evil Dead 2 doesn't come close. Neither does anything.
 

CichliSuite

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<< Blair Witch Project..


Anyone who claims to like it:
a) has no concept of quality and would liek watching potato peeling if someone put it on the big screen.
b) is a media whore/sheep who likes things because its "cool" to.
c) both 'a' and 'b' >>



People who knock people who like it have no concept of how a movie is made and can't appreciate this film for it's innovation.


1. Innovation? Where has its influence been manifested?
2. I didn't pay $7.50 to watch a concept film - I payed to be scared by a supposedly scary film.
3. Not only was it not scary, it was incredibly annoying. The only emotions invoked were anger and an inclination kill that stupid b$tch.

It was a home made movie, with a homemade plot, and a home-made level of scariness.

S H I T

 

Rooster286

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The Ninth Gate (What TOTAL garbage)
Summer Of Sam
Resivor Dogs (sp I know)

That is the worst 3 movies I've ever seen. I want my 6 hours of life I wasted on them back. Until these 3 movies, I've never seen anything that actually MAKES me feel shi*ty because it was so bad. I was actually misable because I watched them, and they sucked.....
 

pulse8

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CichliSuite:

I love how people can say such things, but could probably never do anything better.

The movie only scared you if you allowed yourself to be immersed into their world and if you allowed yourself to believe for the time watching that these "home videos" were real.

Edit:



<< I didn't pay $7.50 to watch a concept film >>



Maybe you should do more research before you go see a movie.
 

Rooster286

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From the 100 worst...

Armageddon (1998) [not the best movie, but not a top 100 worst movie]
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1980) [a cult classic]
The Cheech and Chong Films of the 1980's [very good comedy imo]
Independence Day (1996) [WHAT?!?!?!?!?]
Natural Born Killers (1994) [who ever made this list needs a dose of unstupidity juice]
The Porky's Trilogy (1981, 1983, 1985) [BURN HIM/HER AT THE STAKE]
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (1999) [not what most people expected, but worst 100?? comeon...]
Titanic (1997) [hrmm, i think 300 million or so people would tend to disagree]
Waterworld (1995) (I personally loved this movie...)
Weekend at Bernie's (80's comedy, one of the few good things to come out of that scary decade]




 

Atlantean

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Have you ever seen the extreme limit or extreme limits or something like that? It is some lame low budget film that is probably the worst movie I have ever seen.
 

yobarman

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Holy crap there are some really dumbn poeple posting in this thread. I dont have time right now to tell you why, but some of you moron's picked great movies as worst of all time. I'm speechless really.
 
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