The Worst Movies Ever

[wart]

What are the WORST movies you guys have ever seen?

Mine would have to be Dragon Ball Z: The Magic Begins. I remember in one scene when all the fighters are zipping around you can clearly see the strings lifting the actors up. There's also a part where a guy jumps down a ledge with a sword and when he lifts it up it wiggles for about 5 seconds (it was in slow mo) and you could tell it was a cheap aluminum / plastic toy. That and the horrendous special effects... I mean I love black pieces of paper soaring across the backdrop in a fight scene as much as the next guy but they really out did their selves in this one.

So what are your most memorably bad flicks?




Oh and if anyone wants a visual example, take this clip of the Turkish Rambo...

http://www.break.com/index/turkish-rambo.html

 

[aesthetics]

A movie called... How to Deal, I think. Mandy Moore is in it. It was HORRIBLE, and ridiculously corny.

Edit: How to Deal

 

[Xylitol]

young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

 

[ShawnD1]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

I didn't like this either. Not the worst movie, but it's certainly not good.

Worst movies ever:
-meet the spartans
-date movie
-epic movie

I even have a video review of Meet the Spartans. NOT WORK SAFE.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G9OUUaTzoew

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Close call between any of the Star Wars movies (especially Episode VI) and Titanic.

 

[rubix]

troll 2.

a witch carries a corn on the cob to some guys van, for no reason, and makes out with him, for no reason, and then the corn on the cob turns into popcorn.

a bologna sandwich is used to defeat the witch later by some kid.

when lightning strikes the screen goes black and someone holds up a drawing of lightning.

the "trolls" wear burlap sacks for clothing.

there are no trolls in troll 2.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

are you fucking kidding me?

mel brooks > everyone you have ever known. he's even greater than the bottle of vodka that convinced your mom to schlep your pop, which eventually led to your conception.

 

[wart]

Originally posted by: rubix
troll 2.

a witch carries a corn on the cob to some guys van, for no reason, and makes out with him, for no reason, and then the corn on the cob turns into popcorn.

a bologna sandwich is used to defeat the witch later by some kid.

when lightning strikes the screen goes black and someone holds up a drawing of lightning.

the "trolls" wear burlap sacks for clothing.

there are no trolls in troll 2.

I must watch this movie. I have a strange affinity for movies that are so bad they make me laugh. It's like cheap unintentional comedy (the best kind).

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

whaaaaaaat? even if you didn't like it how could anyone say that's one of the worst movies? that movie fucking rocks.

 

[ShawnD1]

Originally posted by: wart
I must watch this movie. I have a strange affinity for movies that are so bad they make me laugh. It's like cheap unintentional comedy (the best kind).

In that case you would probably be a fan of Troma films. The one movie Tromeo and Juliet was awesome.

 

[0roo0roo]

elephant
psycho(remake)
dogville
manderlay
bloodrayne

 

[Chronoshock]

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

So amazingly ridiculously bad.

 

[grrl]

Flight Plan
Tremors

 

[Chronoshock]

Originally posted by: grrl
Flight Plan
Tremors

Are you kidding me? Tremors is one of the best movies ever.

 

[Bateluer]

Ultraviolet and any Uwe Bol movie.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Ultraviolet and any Uwe Bol movie.

Have you seen any Uwe Boll movies?
Dungeon Siege definitely wasn't one of the worst movies ever. It probably compares with the likes of Snakes on a Plane in terms of enjoyability IMO.

 

[wwswimming]

My Stepmother was an Alien.

inspiration to amateur film-makers everywhere.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: wart

Originally posted by: rubix
troll 2.

a witch carries a corn on the cob to some guys van, for no reason, and makes out with him, for no reason, and then the corn on the cob turns into popcorn.

a bologna sandwich is used to defeat the witch later by some kid.

when lightning strikes the screen goes black and someone holds up a drawing of lightning.

the "trolls" wear burlap sacks for clothing.

there are no trolls in troll 2.

I must watch this movie. I have a strange affinity for movies that are so bad they make me laugh. It's like cheap unintentional comedy (the best kind).

I have it on DVD

Still looking for the rest of the list

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: ShawnD1

Originally posted by: Xylitol
young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

I didn't like this either. Not the worst movie, but it's certainly not good.

Worst movies ever:
-meet the spartans
-date movie
-epic movie

I even have a video review of Meet the Spartans. NOT WORK SAFE.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G9OUUaTzoew

Um... why do you keep watching these kinds of movies when you know you won't like them? Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans are all cheesy parodies. You obviously know they're going to suck so why do you keep seeing each new one to get released? :roll:

 

[Mloot]

Moulin Rouge
Kung Pow

 

[Tim]

Baseketball.
I :heart: Hukabees.
Moulin Rouge.

 

[Mide]

Dungeons and Dragons
Battlefield Earth
The Postman

 

[edro]

Envy

 

[oddyager]

Wing Commander?

 

[her209]

From Justin to Kelly
Time Machine
10,000 B.C.