The Worst Movies Ever

[aceO07]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
Battlefield Earth

Originally posted by: Mide
Battlefield Earth

Originally posted by: rudder
Another vote for Battlefield earth.

Originally posted by: jjones
... will add Battlefield Earth.

Battlefield Earth.

I think this crappy movie has the most votes.

 

[DefDC]

The two worst that I saw in the theater were Robocop3 and Weekend at Bernies 2. I've never been so pissed and wanted my money back.

GF made me sit through Titus. I think I'd rather rip off a toenail with pliers than try to watch that again....

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

wtf are you smoking?

 

[sdifox]

I have to say white dragon

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441263/

 

[potato28]

I'd say.... most of the spoof movies, Transporter 2 and maybe the new Star Wars movies. Fuck I hate Jar-Jar....

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: TecHNooB

Originally posted by: mesthead21
War of the worlds and signs.

Both horrible with plot holes

:Q I thought War of the Worlds was a decent disaster movie.

which one, there are a few of them?

Glitter
Anything with Sally Field in it unless it had Burt Reynolds in it.
Anything with Bette Midler in it unless Danny DeVito was in it.
Sex and the City
Dracula 3000
The Star Trek movie about whales
Anything with Whoopi Goldberg in it unless Bobcat Goldthwait was in it.
I know who killed me

Some of these movies are just sheer classics...
Tremors fucking ruled
Baseketball, give me a break
Date movie was hilarious and Epic movie had it's moments

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Xylitol
young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

are you fucking kidding me?

mel brooks > everyone you have ever known. he's even greater than the bottle of vodka that convinced your mom to schlep your pop, which eventually led to your conception.

Yeah, what he said. :beer: for zinfamous.


My worst movie is probably Captain Corelli's Mandolin. Nic Cage is one of the most egregious overractors ever and the way he butchered the accent in this movie would be laughable if it weren't so goddam depressing.

KT

I've read some great reviews of Capt Corelli's Mandolin. Great in that the reviews make no attempt to restrain the savagery heaped on Cage and everyone else responsible for that flick. Still havent' seen it though...heh.

but you know...Cage used to be pretty good, really early in his career. What the hell happened to him? He was freaking awesome in Raising Arizona and the stuff he did around the time. I think it all went down-hill in the Face-Off/Rock/Con Air days

I call it "The Copolla factor"

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: potato28
I'd say.... most of the spoof movies, Transporter 2 and maybe the new Star Wars movies. Fuck I hate Jar-Jar....

transporter 2 is far from being the worst. Not a good movie mind you, but no where near the calibre of Glitter or any of the Madonna efforts.

 

[nakedfrog]

Speed 2.

Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
Baseketball
I :heart: Hukabees.
Moulin Rouge.

Awwww.......come on now. Basketball had it's moments.

Coop: [as Remer goes for the shot] Steve Perry. Steve Perry. And I should have been go-one. After all. Oh yeah, you missed it!

Remer: I said no more Journey psych-outs.

Coop: Dude, I'm running out of ideas


Oh, and the worst movie ever is Ed. Matt LeBlanc and a monkey, nuff said.

Baseketball is hilarious. I love that movie.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065832/
Hercules in New York, so bad I couldn't stop laughing, and it stars our favorite governor!

 

[Mermaidman]

"Shoot 'Em Up" with Clive Owen.

Wife and I started watching it last night, but skipped to the end after about 30'. What a POS, totally devoid of entertainment. It's been a loooong time since I quit a movie. We rented it hoping for something like "Crank," which was awesome!

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Xylitol
young frankenstein
blehhhh they kept reusing the same unfunny jokes

are you fucking kidding me?

mel brooks > everyone you have ever known. he's even greater than the bottle of vodka that convinced your mom to schlep your pop, which eventually led to your conception.

Yeah, what he said. :beer: for zinfamous.


My worst movie is probably Captain Corelli's Mandolin. Nic Cage is one of the most egregious overractors ever and the way he butchered the accent in this movie would be laughable if it weren't so goddam depressing.

KT

I've read some great reviews of Capt Corelli's Mandolin. Great in that the reviews make no attempt to restrain the savagery heaped on Cage and everyone else responsible for that flick. Still havent' seen it though...heh.

but you know...Cage used to be pretty good, really early in his career. What the hell happened to him? He was freaking awesome in Raising Arizona and the stuff he did around the time. I think it all went down-hill in the Face-Off/Rock/Con Air days

I call it "The Copolla factor"

I couldn't agree more. I own Raising Arizona and still enjoy it, but once he became a "star" he started to veract for some reason. He was ok in The Rock, but I guess that was when he started to get big. 9MM is an example of what could have been an intersting movie, but he completeyl ruined it with his acting in my opinion. That scene where he breaks down crying, should have been a very emotional, moving part of the film, but I just ended up laughing because he looked so ridiculous.

KT

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: ShawnD1

Originally posted by: wart
I must watch this movie. I have a strange affinity for movies that are so bad they make me laugh. It's like cheap unintentional comedy (the best kind).

In that case you would probably be a fan of Troma films. The one movie Tromeo and Juliet was awesome.

hey don't knock Troma movies they kick ass! Class of nuke em high,The toxic avenger and surfnazi's must die are classics!

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
"Shoot 'Em Up" with Clive Owen.

Wife and I started watching it last night, but skipped to the end after about 30'. What a POS, totally devoid of entertainment. It's been a loooong time since I quit a movie. We rented it hoping for something like "Crank," which was awesome!

Completely disagree. Shoot 'em Up was a great, no-holds-barrded, satirical action movie.

KT

 

[Chronoshock]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
"Shoot 'Em Up" with Clive Owen.

Wife and I started watching it last night, but skipped to the end after about 30'. What a POS, totally devoid of entertainment. It's been a loooong time since I quit a movie. We rented it hoping for something like "Crank," which was awesome!

Completely disagree. Shoot 'em Up was a great, no-holds-barrded, satirical action movie.

KT

Shoot 'em up was hilarious and awesome. I think most people who didn't like it were expecting something different or took it seriously

To add some more terrible movies:
Planet of the Apes remake, what a horrendous nonsensical plot
Benchwarmers, forced humor and cheap laughs luckily I movie hopped to go see Inside Man afterwards

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
"Shoot 'Em Up" with Clive Owen.

Wife and I started watching it last night, but skipped to the end after about 30'. What a POS, totally devoid of entertainment. It's been a loooong time since I quit a movie. We rented it hoping for something like "Crank," which was awesome!

What? You picked Crank over Shoot 'Em Up???

 

[PepePeru]

Signs

 

[Vehemence]

Spaceballs

 

[spacejamz]

queen of the damned
unbreakable
signs
unleashed

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: dNor
Spaceballs

Blasphemer!

KT

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: dNor
Spaceballs

Saying Spaceballs is the worst movie ever is like saying Mugabe and Bush are the best presidents ever.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Shoot 'em up was hilarious and awesome. I think most people who didn't like it were expecting something different or took it seriously

I'd have to agree... when I saw it in the theater, most people walked out with this expression on their face: . They just didn't know what to think. I believe they all just expected some action-packed typical film, but got one with some crazy gunfights in it and things you wouldn't expect to see in a typical action film.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers. I reviewed it for my school paper. Bar none, the worst film I've ever seen. You could throw Glitter into a big vat of raw sewage and it still wouldn't be half as shitty as Gold Diggers.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: ZOOYUKA
Leonard Parts 6 / thread

nothing could possibly be worse

i got to here before i got to a movie i really didnt like. some were cheese totally, but not the worst made. some were faves of mine. i dont have much expectations from any movie, so im rarely disappointed. cosby disappointed me in leanoard pt6. im not a huge cosby fan as it is tho, so its no big deal. i really cant stand will ferrells comedy, and havent seen many of his movies that i like.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: rubix
troll 2.

a witch carries a corn on the cob to some guys van, for no reason, and makes out with him, for no reason, and then the corn on the cob turns into popcorn.

a bologna sandwich is used to defeat the witch later by some kid.

when lightning strikes the screen goes black and someone holds up a drawing of lightning.

the "trolls" wear burlap sacks for clothing.

there are no trolls in troll 2.

sounds pretty bad...

LOL @ these IMDB reviews:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/plotsummary