Discussion The Zuck vs The Musk

MtnMan

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This deserves its own thread:


I personally much prefer billionaires fighting for the entertainment of the masses than the other way around.
So who are you going to root for?

It's going to be like the 2016 election.

Oh fuck, not him
Oh fuck, not her
 
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Musk would need like a year to get in shape and learn some shit to have a chance.
Unless he becomes a raging hulk through some gene therapy, I don't think Musk has any chance to take Zuckerberg down. He is too old for a cage match, especially with someone younger actively involved in keeping himself in tiptop shape.
 

amenx

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He will probably find some excuse to call it off. Last thing he needs is the spectacle of himself getting spanked by Zuck. It will gain a lot of much media coverage which may prove embarrassing to him. I think it would weigh heavily on his mind.
 

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I suppose it is typical of emotionally stupid people to imagine that because they were in the right time and the right place with a particular skill set to make vast quantities of money that such financial success would slop over onto their egos suggesting to them they are special in other ways.

Why if they had what it takes to challenge me in the children’s ego ring, I’d have them both sobbing on my shoulders about how Mommy let Daddy beat up on them.

“Now now boys, don’t cry. There’s nothing really wrong with you but your imaginary big sore toes. Tell Moonbeam all about it and we can go get a lollipop.”
 
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Moonbeam

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He will probably find some excuse to call it off. Last thing he needs is the spectacle of himself getting spanked by Zuck. It will gain a lot of much media coverage which may prove embarrassing to him. I think it would weigh heavily on his mind.
It’s hard to tell what people at the emotional development level of split pea soup will do. Somebody may have a Wambulance in their future.
 
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Folks don’t get too excited, I believe their lawyers & insurers called this potential match off, it is never going to happen.
 

borosp1

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There weight and endurance difference is significant. Musk looks like he needs to be on Ozempic for about 6 months and get on some treadmill to even last 30 seconds with Zuckerberg without having a heart attack. Elon is 6'1", and reportedly weighs between 185 and 200 lbs (recent shirtless pics on a boat looks like Musk is pushing 250 lbs). As for the Facebook founder, he's just 5'7", and reportedly weighs around 155 lbs.
 

GodisanAtheist

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If I'm not mistaken, I believe Zuck is also an at least somewhat competent martial artist, although how good any of that martials arts stuff would be in a dirty throw down brawl with The Musk's manbearpig physique no one knows.
 
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They might agree to get into the cage wearing full body protective gear. At most, they will just bruise each other. Whoever overwhelms their opponent, either by blowing the wind out of the opponent by kicking them or sitting on them, wins!
 
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If I'm not mistaken, I believe Zuck is also an at least somewhat competent martial artist, although how good any of that martials arts stuff would be in a dirty throw down brawl with The Musk's manbearpig physique no one knows.
Per my reading Zuck has taken a mag or interest in Brazilian jujitsu, mma type stuff and that has put a lot of muscle on him and he obviously has the time to dedicate to such an endeavor.
I’m still not sure, I guess it would really depend upon the “rules”. IMO size & mass typically Trump skill when the difference is large.
Assuming there is some sort of referee the obvious plan for Zuck would be tire musk out by forcing him to chase after and swipe at Zuck and once musk is tired get him on the ground and do some sort of hold until the fight is called.
Musks plan would be get in close, use his size to put musk on the ground then hold him out or beat him until fight is called.

I remember an early UFC match where it was Tank Abbott (I think) vs some karate guy who won a bunch of national championships and may have been on the Olympic team. Abbott was substantially larger than the karate guy.
Classic skill vs innate ability/practice fight. Karate guy was doing all the stuff that should be done pre fight. Stretching, bouncing around, throwing practice swings. Tank was (if I remember correctly) standing outside the ring watching the karate guy and smoking a cigarette. He gets called to the ring, throws his smoke aside, hops in the ring and fight begins moments later.
If I remember correctly there were a couple of rounds karate guy didn’t really do anything but landed a ton of light hits until tank somehow got hold of karate man, threw him to the ground, hopped on top of karate man and beat the crap out of him until fight was called. I could easily see that happening to Zuck and I can easily imagine a completely exaughsted Musk being choked out. I have no idea who would win the fight.


**this happened like 30 years ago some statement may be inaccurate**
 
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MtnMan

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Zuckerberg is younger, works out, does a bit of martial arts and is quite clearly an android.
The only way Musk wins is if he goes for a bear hug then suffocates Zuckerberg with man blubber.
You seem to know an alarming amount of info about Zuck...
 

kage69

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Girls girls girls... you're both pretty!


Musk is an out of shape coward, while Zuck has been getting his gi sweaty on the regular from what I hear. If it happens I say Zuck with a quick victory. I keep thinking of people with no experience trying to wrestle a judoka/jujutsuka/others. That first slam or throw, where they meet the ground without benefit of any ukemi knowledge...



Then again, Musk does keep an airsoft pistol on his nightstand IIRC, and he is known to wear a leather jacket from time to time. By his own admission he's adept at sleeping on office couches, which speaks well of his pain tolerance I suppose.
 
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cytg111

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Controversial take:

Mark Zuckerberg has 100x the empathic capacity of Elon Musk.

I am rooting 100% Mark on this one.
 

GodisanAtheist

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People aren't considering the greatest danger here: that Musk will actually absorb Zuck into his biomass and therefore by the ancient laws of man claim ownership of all Zuck posseses.

Imagine Twitter + Facebook under Musk's control...
 

sdifox

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People aren't considering the greatest danger here: that Musk will actually absorb Zuck into his biomass and therefore by the ancient laws of man claim ownership of all Zuck posseses.

Imagine Twitter + Facebook under Musk's control...


It would make it fail faster. Me like.
 
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