Not yet. So far, so good. I will be soooooo pissed and freaked if anything weird starts happening down there.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
any swelling yet?
Originally posted by: skace
Originally posted by: Xavier434
I have a funny story related to this.
A buddy of mine (let's call him Jack Schwartz) went to the Naval Academy which involved a large number of activities including various training in areas where ticks are plenty. It was routine for everyone to take time to check for ticks after training exercises. Well, after one of these exercises, my friend went to the head and started checking himself for ticks. He was alone at the time. After being satisfied that he had no ticks in any visible area, the thought crossed his mind that maybe one managed to get somewhere in the general area between his sack and ass crack. He decided that the best way to check was to get on the counter which had the usual sinks and mirror, drop his pants, turn around, and bend over to look between his legs at the mirror. Well, just as he bent over, one of his commanding officers stepped in and immediately yelled, "SCHWARTZ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?" Jack then snapped into Attention as quickly as he could while standing on the counter and naked from the waist down as he replied, "SIR! CHECKING FOR TICKS SIR!". His officer then replied, "I see....carry on" and then walked out.
I got a tick on my ass once from shitting in the woods. Sucked because I didn't see it, I felt it and went "wtf is that" and then when I brought my hands back around the littler ah heck was squiggling in my hands and i was like asdfhsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdfhgsd down the drain you whore!
Agh.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're going to get lyme disease or elephantitis, save your prick.
Originally posted by: bleeb
you might want to hit up the doctor to make sure your junk doesn't get infected with lyme disease leading to possible infertility or even death. Save your prick.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
yep.Originally posted by: DrPizza
I think you missed the punchline.Originally posted by: moshquerade
why, what did i miss?Originally posted by: DrPizza
Elephantitis? Oh no! If things in that area start enlarging, run to the nearest emergency room. Hey, have you seen the babe thread over in L&R?Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're going to get lyme disease or elephantitis, take your pick.
*whoosh* :Q
only the balls don't enlarge when they get turned on, do they? they get tighter, but not bigger, right?
The tick or your dick?Originally posted by: jagec
I've gotten a tick on my dick once. Freaked me out, but I pulled it off and all was well.
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: TehMac
Uh dude...I'd get that shit checked out. And, if you snap it out like that, it's head is still stuck in your sack...you plucked off its torso and abdomen, but its mouth is still in your sack. What you should have done is taken some tweezers and taken it out. Either way, go to the doctor asap.
even tweezers can cause the head to stay in. you should scrape it off (with like a CC or such). Also save the tick to have it checked.
Originally posted by: tenshodo13
You should have watched some porn or something. It could have exploded.