Trashtalk the Borg thread

[Possessed Freak]

Your borg queen is so low tech:
she has a cyrix for a brain.
she has an atari controller coming out of her head.
she has a beta max player built into her waist.
she has 8 inch floppy drive to communicate with.
she has an 8 bit brain so she can not crack rc5.


anymore?

 

[Russ]

And yet, she alone, has a higher keyrate than all of TWTA.

Russ, NCNE

 

[strates]

she still has to get vacuum tubes changed on a dailey basis
she has gophers running through her network,
she has a dorito for a chip,
her windows boots up, in what, a day and a half,

(thanks weird al)
strates

 

[BurntKooshie]

Now, before bashing, perhaps some research is in order?

<< she has a beta max player built into her waist. >>



Ahem. Beta max is actually BETTER than VHS. VHS won because of marketing. NOT because of technology Oh yeah, TWTA sucks:Q (gotta get on the borgs good side )

 

[TOOCOOL]

TWTA what does it all mean?

my guess is, Team without technical advantage

or maybe it's Too weak to assimilate

 

[Possessed Freak]

beta max may be good, like the tucker was, but it failed just like divx...

/me whacks BK, and be quiet you know nothing about technology

 

[Russ]

HeHe, TOOCOOL, that's pretty good. Too Weak To Assimilate.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Possessed Freak]

did you not notice the thread title, mock the borg here, you can start your own mock the TWTA thread...

 

[dvch]

Possessed Freak:this thread has been assimulated-resistance is futile.

 

[mindless]

Im going to agree with dvch.

This thread is proof that resistance is futile.

 

[BGod]

B Busted
O Old
R Refurbished
G Gateway's

Sorry, couldn't resist (it was futile).

 

[RaySun2Be]

ROFLMAO!

You guys make my day!

Off to class.......

 

[MrFluffy]

lolrotf


TWTA=
Team
with
Too-many
anachronisms-to-do-them-any-good (its one word right???)

 

[BoberFett]

<< Team
with
Too-many
anachronisms-to-do-them-any-good >>



Do you mean acronyms? Although anachronisms could adequately describe the hardware they're using.

 

[Xede]

You wouldn't believe the mileage I'm getting out of this sundial...

 

[MrFluffy]

LOL oops, i knew i spelled something wrong, i should of payed more attention in 6th grade!! of corse the thing i spelled works also, but it wasnt what ment, ohwell!

 

[BoberFett]

I actually think it was funnier the way you spelled it. LOL

 

[ViRGE]

The borg are so weak, that it takes all their power to pass a 15 year old.

 

[TOOCOOL]

Best
Overall
Rc5
Group I was trying for something a little more negative but
this came into my head and i thought a couple of you might like it
**********************************************************************

 

[Russ]

You know, when you guys attack TA Cube, it hurts Dan's feelings.

Russ, NCNE

 

[BurntKooshie]

B Benevolent
O Orchestrators of
R Redundant keys without any
G Gesture of emotion

(Apparently, according to russ' last statement, borgs do have feelings )

TWTA &quot;Teeeeeeeeeee Double-U-Te-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....the only waAaAaAaYYYYYYYYyyyyyy to craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack&quot;

(sorry, that was just WRONG)

Meaning, i'm Neutral. Bwahhahaa! I am still lowly! And to boot, i'm still sub-teamless! How's THAT for dedication!

P.S. - my blocks get retired to the highest bidder (reserve not yet met)