Underated line from the simpsons

[Deeko]

http://web.archive.org/web/200...w.simpsons-quotes.com/

Its times like now, I miss that site

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Modeps
Bronson kid: "Hey mom, how about some cookies?"

Bronson mom: "No dice."

This ain't over.

 

[Steve]

Bart: Cool! Personalized plates! Barcley, Barry, Barry, Bert, Bort...come on...Bort?
Kid: Mommy mommy! Buy me a liscence plate!
Mom: No! Come along Bort!
Guy: Are you talking to me?
Mom: No, my son's name is also Bort
...later...
Control Guy: We need more Bort lisence plates in the gift shop! I repeat, we are sold out of Bort lisence plates!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: Slew Foot

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces.

Pending ban!




(Beware the excessive quote tunnels. )

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
This isn't a line but is pretty crude for Simpsons:

During the "Tomacco" episode (I believe it was this one), there is a barn that says "Sneed's Seed and Feed" and a smaller sign below it that say "Formerly Chuck's".

lol...

I totally don't get it.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Modeps
Bronson kid: "Hey mom, how about some cookies?"

Bronson mom: "No dice."

same episode
grampa: can you forgive an old fool?
homer: only in public

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Steve
Bart: Cool! Personalized plates! Barcley, Barry, Barry, Bert, Bort...come on...Bort?
Kid: Mommy mommy! Buy me a liscence plate!
Mom: No! Come along Bort!
Guy: Are you talking to me?
Mom: No, my son's name is also Bort
...later...
Control Guy: We need more Bort lisence plates in the gift shop! I repeat, we are sold out of Bort lisence plates!

So classic. :laugh:

KT

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Daishiki

Originally posted by: FrozenCanadian
I bent my Wookie

I was thinking that when people started mentioning Ralph.

That was one of the first Simpsons .wav files I encountered, in early 1996.

 

[KeithTalent]

Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

KT

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: Slew Foot

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces.

Pending ban!




(Beware the excessive quote tunnels. )

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
This isn't a line but is pretty crude for Simpsons:

During the "Tomacco" episode (I believe it was this one), there is a barn that says "Sneed's Seed and Feed" and a smaller sign below it that say "Formerly Chuck's".

lol...

I totally don't get it.

Sneed's rhymes with Seed and Feed

Chuck's rhymes with su.... and f....

you get it.

 

[440sixpack]

Originally posted by: sobriquet

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
"smells like burning!"

or pretty much anything from Ralph Wigham.

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar."

"What's a diorama?"

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

"He's learning on his own! Get him!"

 

[UncleWai]

Wiggum: Well, well, well. This place's got more pirated
tapes than a ...
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Wiggum: Well, that'll have to do. [to Milhouse] Uh, these
yours, son?
Milhouse: No, sir. We're just exhibiting them for profit
without permission.
Wiggum: Fair enough. But the owner is in more hot water
than ...
Lou: A Japanese teabag?
Wiggum: Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou?

 

[Lounatik]

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. you may remember me from such films as " "P" is for Psycho" and " The President's Neck is Missing"

From "Planet of the Apes: The Musical" starring Troy McClure:

"I hate every one of you as you can see... From Chimpan-a to chimpan-z.
Well, you finally made a monkey out of me.

Oh my God I was wrong,
It was Earth all along
Well, you finally made a monkey (Yes we finally made a monkey)
Oh, you finally made a monkey out of me!!!!

I LOVE YOU DR. ZEUS!!!!"

Classic Troy.

My 2 1/2 year old and 5 year old kids have been singing this for the past several days. Much to the chagrin of my wife.


Peace

Lounatik

 

[KeithTalent]

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

KT

 

[sonambulo]

'Don't forget your stinkin' flag'

'We'll return shortly with more, Gentle Ben'

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Lounatik
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. you may remember me from such films as " "P" is for Psycho" and " The President's Neck is Missing"

From "Planet of the Apes: The Musical" starring Troy McClure:

"I hate every one of you as you can see... From Chimpan-a to chimpan-z.
Well, you finally made a monkey out of me.

Oh my God I was wrong,
It was Earth all along
Well, you finally made a monkey (Yes we finally made a monkey)
Oh, you finally made a monkey out of me!!!!

I LOVE YOU DR. ZEUS!!!!"

Classic Troy.

My 2 1/2 year old and 5 year old kids have been singing this for the past several days. Much to the chagrin of my wife.


Peace

Lounatik

My wife's down with it, we have both Songs in the Key of Springfield and Go Simpsonic! on CD