Unixfreak is right

[Elita1]

Dear Mr. Urinal Mint:

You seem bitter that I am happy. My sympathies.
As for people who divorced after being married young, to blame it all completely on age is nothing short of stupid.
Everyone's unique and has a unique situation.
Frankly I think your friends would all be pissed that you lump their situations into such a statement like that.

I made a joke at your statement of calling young married people stupid. I didn't even take offense! if you're offended by my joke I say lighten up, babe, and get a more positive outlook on life.

 

[UnixFreak]

Elita, if you ever do leave your husband for a night or two, look me up. I may not be nice, but I sure am fun.

 

[Urinal Mint]

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<< pussy, pussy, pussy >>



How many times are you going to use that word, Urinal Mint? For the record (not that many people care, I'm sure), that's as offensive to me as some of the racial slurs that crop up here occasionally. Call it getting laid, making love, having sex..whatever. But do you have to call it &quot;getting pussy&quot; all the time? We do have other assorted body parts that most of us use when having sex. >>


Remember, I have to relate to the under 21 crowd here.

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< Dear Mr. Urinal Mint:

You seem bitter that I am happy. My sympathies.
As for people who divorced after being married young, to blame it all completely on age is nothing short of stupid.
Everyone's unique and has a unique situation.
Frankly I think your friends would all be pissed that you lump their situations into such a statement like that.

I made a joke at your statement of calling young married people stupid. I didn't even take offense! if you're offended by my joke I say lighten up, babe, and get a more positive outlook on life. >>


I'm not bitter that you're happy... to be honest, I'm jealous. I'm not offended at what you say at all... I'm just having a bad day, and lumping all this relationship talk on top of it is slowly driving me insane for reasons I won't discuss.

 

[Viper GTS]

<< pussy, pussy, pussy >>



How many times are you going to use that word, Urinal Mint? For the record (not that many people care, I'm sure), that's as offensive to me as some of the racial slurs that crop up here occasionally. Call it getting laid, making love, having sex..whatever. But do you have to call it &quot;getting pussy&quot; all the time? We do have other assorted body parts that most of us use when having sex. >>


Remember, I have to relate to the under 21 crowd here.

I'm in &quot;the under 21 crowd here,&quot; &amp; I find it offensive as well. That and most other slang terms for the same thing.

And UnixFreak...

Don't wait up.



Viper GTS

 

[Belegost]

This is the single most disturbingly hilarious thread I have ever seen, anywhere. I'm trying so hard not to laugh so I can type this.

First: mike, is there some reason it was necessary to point out how much you enjoy UF? I mean, you couldn't have just agreed with his opinion where he posted it? And &quot;correct opinions&quot;, excuse me while change my shorts, I just pissed them while laughing so hard. Opinions are not correct or incorrect.
Second: UF, get over yourself. I don't pretend to have any answers for relationships (My opinion is that interpersonal relationships are pointless and to be avoided, somebody please make a post saying my opinion is correct.), but seriously, the &quot;I know it all&quot; attitude you present is sickening. I just love how you boast about your adulterous affairs too...
Lastly: Take this guy's advice if you enjoy one-night stands and cheap women. Oh yeah, let's all hope that web site is running on 3D Realms scheduling... &quot;when it's done&quot;

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< I'm in &quot;the under 21 crowd here,&quot; &amp; I find it offensive as well. That and most other slang terms for the same thing >>



I don't care if you find it offensive or not... I'll still throw the word out there if I please. You won't be the first or last person I've offended.

 

[Viper GTS]

I don't care if you find it offensive or not... I'll still throw the word out there if I please. You won't be the first or last person I've offended.

Gotta admire your interpersonal skills.

:disgust:

Viper GTS

 

[Elita1]

Urinal Mint: sorry to hear that, I hope things get better.

Unixfreak: :Q

 

[UnixFreak]

You could call it a &quot;box&quot;.

 

[mikefromwa]

BELEGOST - actually i just posted this to rile people up, but i really do think that unixfreak has correct opinions on things

 

[UnixFreak]

<< I just love how you boast about your adulterous affairs too... >>




Adulterous? I dont cheat on people, nor do I advocate it. If I cant be faithful in a relationship, I dont get into it. Simple. I hardly ever even sleep with the same two women in a month. So, I dont see how my affairs are &quot;adulterous&quot;

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< Adulterous? I dont cheat on people, nor do I advocate it. If I cant be faithful in a relationship, I dont get into it. Simple. I hardly ever even sleep with the same two women in a month. So, I dont see how my affairs are &quot;adulterous&quot; >>


What about those &quot;soccermoms&quot; you were droning on about?

 

[bonkers325]

<< Elita, if you ever do leave your husband for a night or two, look me up. I may not be nice, but I sure am fun. >>



i thought elita was a man
cause i felt that with the pool issue

 

[Viper GTS]

Elita is most definitely not a man. She is the wife of Optimus, the mother of one (soon to be two), and from what little I've seen damned gorgeous to boot.

Viper GTS

 

[nd]

UnixFreak,

I'm not sure if you realize it or not, but a lot of your beliefs have been discussed and refined in places like ASF -- so I'd say there's definitely some validity to what you say.

 

[novon]

what is this about again?

 

[Alienwho]

<< what is this about again? >>


This is my interpretation:

He is cool and i'm kissing his ass
Hey man you're stupid for saying that
I am cool and I am a chick magnet
You're not a chick magnet you're a i love you
I am married and not a chick magnet any longer
You're married? You're stupid
I am jealous of your marriage.
I bang married chicks for sport.
What? she's a woman?

That brings us to where we are now.

 

[mikefromwa]

haha, im still not kissing his ass i just think hes right about stuff

thats a funny rundown of events tho, made me chuckle

 

[Geekbabe]

<< You could call it a &quot;box&quot;. >>




LOL, as in &quot;I may not have the cherry anymore but I still have the box it came in? &quot;

Sorry,just couldn't resist

 

[Anghang]

LMAO!!!...well said!



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<< what is this about again? >>


This is my interpretation:

He is cool and i'm kissing his ass
Hey man you're stupid for saying that
I am cool and I am a chick magnet
You're not a chick magnet you're a i love you
I am married and not a chick magnet any longer
You're married? You're stupid
I am jealous of your marriage.
I bang married chicks for sport.
What? she's a woman?

That brings us to where we are now. >>

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

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<< what is this about again? >>


This is my interpretation:

He is cool and i'm kissing his ass
Hey man you're stupid for saying that
I am cool and I am a chick magnet
You're not a chick magnet you're a i love you
I am married and not a chick magnet any longer
You're married? You're stupid
I am jealous of your marriage.
I bang married chicks for sport.
What? she's a woman?

That brings us to where we are now. >>




Wow this thing has been going on all day and I have no idea wtf is going on.Thanks for the summary Alien, you saved me the time of reading it all.

 

[UnixFreak]

<< UnixFreak,

I'm not sure if you realize it or not, but a lot of your beliefs have been discussed and refined in places like ASF -- so I'd say there's definitely some validity to what you say.

>>



Throw me a link.

 

[SirFshAlot]

&quot;The days of honoring yourself will soon be over&quot; Maximus

 

[Azraele]

I have no idea how this thread got to where it did (because I don't know where that is), so if anyone's got a map, send it my way.