Unixfreak is right

[UnixFreak]

<< I bang married chicks for sport. >>





<< What about those &quot;soccermoms&quot; you were droning on about? >>



Everytime I say something, some genius has to filter it, and add on, or subtract something from it, or throw his own twist to it. and throw it out of context. Are the words I use too big? Or do I just phrase things wrong? Does a &quot;soccermom&quot; have to be married? No. What I am saying, is they were older, frustrated women, who fit the &quot;soccer mom&quot; definition, who had been separated or divorced, and I was explaining why I thought that was so. So there. No married chicks, though I have done that, too. I was dating a girl for a month before I found out she was married. So I am guilty there, too, but the two I was reffering to, were separated. God, why do I have to spell things out so much here??

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< Everytime I say something, some genius has to filter it, and add on, or subtract something from it, or throw his own twist to it. and throw it out of context. Are the words I use too big? Or do I just phrase things wrong? Does a &quot;soccermom&quot; have to be married? No. What I am saying, is they were older, frustrated women, who fit the &quot;soccer mom&quot; definition, who had been separated or divorced, and I was explaining why I thought that was so. So there. No married chicks, though I have done that, too. I was dating a girl for a month before I found out she was married. So I am guilty there, too, but the two I was reffering to, were separated. God, why do I have to spell things out so much here?? >>


Probably because you assume everyone knows exactly what you're talking about and, in turn, make yourself look like a jackass.

 

[UnixFreak]

<< Probably because you assume everyone knows exactly what you're talking about and, in turn, make yourself look like a jackass. >>



So, exaclty how much do you want me to &quot;dumb it down&quot; so people like you can understand it? Who is the Jackass here?

 

[mikefromwa]

according to urinal mint, im the grade A jackass and your just the jackass

I WIN?

 

[UnixFreak]

<< I've trimmed down 32 lbs in the past 3 months and women still won't have anything to do with me, which sinks me further into depression. I just think to myself, &quot;what good is it for me to be physically fit and (what my girl friends consider to be) appealing when I meet girls out in public places and they just more or less give me the &quot;go to hell&quot; talk while they turn around and make time with some rich pompous piece of sh1t turdstabbing asshole.

Goddammit I am bitter. And sad. Sigh.
>>



Ok, Urinalmint, You Jackass, let me explain this to you. This is a quote from another thread, in which you, the person who argues with me, and calls me names, Inavertently proves my point which you are arguing with me against. Unixfreak is wrong, sick, needs help... what the hell ever, and than you post an example of a situation that proves my point. Let me give you a hint THE ABOVE STATEMENT DESCRIBES YOU BEING HURT, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHY. When I break it down for you, and explain it, you call me names, tell me I am wrong. IS YOUR WAY WORKING?? Pull your head out, for god's sake.


Women like @ssholes, that's the way it is. Deal with it, or cry about it

 

[mikefromwa]

maybe urinal mint realized that they key to success with the ladies isnt POSTING ON WEB FORUMS

 

[Yeeny]

Maybe what you boys need to realize is that women don't like assholes, girls do. Half of you I see whining around this forum about how women treat you bad, and its all because they want the guy with money, or whatever else, did it ever occur to you that, and I know this is a scary thought, it might be you? Maybe you don't treat her right. Maybe you are obnoxious, like your posts are here. Alot of you posting about how you cannot get a woman are the rudest mofos I have ever seen. Not all by any means, and of course there are girls out there who are just money hungry. There are also alot of men who just tried to get in my pants, and when I told them no I never saw them again. But I do not feel the need to judge every guy on the planet by what some losers who were not worth my time anyway did to me. Think about it.

 

[geno]

GF makes some great points. I've been very unlucky in the past when it came to women, but it was all a situational thing. Don't get bitter or have a stereotypical outlook on women just because of what you've seen. I've had some bad times, but I don't post up here screaming &quot;women suck&quot; because I know that I'm gonna come across someone who'll change my mind sooner or later. If you firmly believe all women only like assholes, what's that gonna say about you when you end up getting married?

 

[UnixFreak]

<< screaming &quot;women suck&quot; >>



Neither do I. I think women are great. I just realize what they want. GF, you make a good point, but I am sure you were attracted to an @sshole at one time, too. Really. Describe some of your ex husbands/boyfreinds, I bet are jerks, @ssholes, right? And you slept with them. Its the way it is, as women get older, I am sure most of them start being attracted to nicer men, but at our age, they aren't. If you are nice, and sweet, you will get nowhere.



<< If you firmly believe all women only like assholes, what's that gonna say about you when you end up getting married? >>



It will say that I am the Richest @sshole she could attract, and that she is the most attractive woman I could afford.

 

[Yeeny]

<< screaming &quot;women suck&quot; >>



Neither do I. I think women are great. I just realize what they want. GF, you make a good point, but I am sure you were attracted to an @sshole at one time, too. Really. Describe some of your ex husbands/boyfreinds, I bet are jerks, @ssholes, right? And you slept with them. Its the way it is, as women get older, I am sure most of them start being attracted to nicer men, but at our age, they aren't. If you are nice, and sweet, you will get nowhere.
.[/i] >>



Actually, yes I was, and whether I slept with them or not I will keep to myself. But as I said, I was a girl. Young, immature. Now that I am grown, I don't want that anymore, I want someone who can offer me more out of life than just sex, insults and fights. That is why I said guys are talking about girls, not women. And you know, when you guys are young the majority of you will lie to get in a girls pants, and say anything she wants to hear. So its easy to be attracted to assholes at a young age, when your surrounded by them.

 

[UnixFreak]

<< the majority of you will lie to get in a girls pants, >>




Guilty as charged here. What else can you do?

&quot;Hi, I am Jeremy, I veiw you as an object, really, and although I am sure you have some sort of &quot;personality&quot; I really dont care anything about it, as I am picturing you naked right now, thinking of different positions and procedures, so I am a little sidetracked. I am really hoping we can just have some meaningless sex and be freinds, so I can call you at 2am when I am feeling frisky, or you will call me at 2am when I am bored, when you are feeling frisky, and the relationship will pretty much stay that way, and you wont hound me too much about &quot;emotions&quot; and all that stuff. Would you like to go out for a drink? &quot;


I dont think complete honesty would work in that situation. I think this is exactly the way most guys my age think, but most won't admit it.

 

[Yeeny]

I dont think complete honesty would work in that situation. I think this is exactly the way most guys my age think, but most won't admit it.

I don't know, some of us might like an offer like that. Not me, but some women want no strings attached to. But, I will give you that, most men think that way their whole lives.

 

[PliotronX]

<< If you are nice, and sweet, you will get nowhere. >>



Preach on brother Beavis.

 

[UnixFreak]

<< Preach on brother Beavis. >>



If that was supposed to be an insult, I feel sorry for you, that you could not come up with something better.

&quot;Brother Beavis&quot; never finds himself feeling this way:


<< I've trimmed down 32 lbs in the past 3 months and women still won't have anything to do with me, which sinks me further into depression. I just think to myself, &quot;what good is it for me to be physically fit and (what my girl friends consider to be) appealing when I meet girls out in public places and they just more or less give me the &quot;go to hell&quot; talk while they turn around and make time with some rich pompous piece of sh1t turdstabbing asshole.

Goddammit I am bitter. And sad. Sigh.
>>


I still havent gotten an answer to that. I guess you could help out Mr. Urinal Mint and explain to us how the nice guys win again.


Or This (worst case scenario)



<< Your social life is 1,000,000 times better than mine. You still get sex from your ex-girlfriend and you go out on dates. Me? I'm a 37 year old virgin who has never been out on a date and I have no friends. My weekends consist of going alone to a matinee movie and eating dinner alone. I spend my free time either watching TV, surfing the web, or playing computer games. I also go to computer stores and shows a lot.
>>




Probably a Really nice guy.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Nice guys like me win in 20 years, when I'm shacked up with the girl of my dreams, successful as hell... you'll be in some strip club throwing $100s at some dumb 18 year old jizzguzzler because your lies won't work anymore.

There's a difference between getting laid and getting love. Nice guys are all about love... laid is nice, I got laid last weekend with my ex-gf, but to be honest the sex was awful because there was nothing in it.

I guess you and I are wired differently, which is OK. I'll take the intelligent, successful woman, and you can stick to the uneducated waitresses... that way we'll run in different circles.

 

[Urinal Mint]

By the way, just because I have some mental problems doesn't mean I'm not capable of getting women. I just chose to not stick my dick in anything that moves... you want meaningless, go ahead. I like substance in a woman, and I will have it when the time is right.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Dark Helmet: &quot;How many @ssholes we got in here&quot;
Half of the Mega Maid Crew: &quot;Sir!&quot;
Dark Helmet: &quot;I'm surrounded by @ssholes&quot;

This isn't a flame, I just am reflecting on the use of the description of men who get girls (to use GF's appropriate assesment) as @ssholes.

I've been following this thread a little, can you elaborate on your technique UF since I don't normally read your advice coloumn. Do you mean men should be arrogant, or rude, or self-centered, or what particular type of @hole? Just curious.

 

[UnixFreak]

And Neither of those replies proves me wrong. Answer the question.

How well does your method work? Today. Now. 2001.



<< Nice guys like me win in 20 years, >>



So I am wrong? I can get laid today. Thats what I am talking about. If you are willing
to sit in your room crying, whining to people on AT for the next 20 Years, you do have mental problems.

Rather than dispute the point, you dodge it, and throw in little insults to spice up your brilliant replies. You insinuate that I sleep with trashy waitresses to rationalize to yourself, and others,that your way is not working, that you are wrong, and try to avoid the fact that I get action, and you sit depressed. Just admit it. I am right. you are wrong. The title of this thread is right.

I spend about the same on rubbers as you do on kleenex, geek.

 

[Urinal Mint]

You are right now, and I am right later when it counts.

I could care less that you get laid today... I like sex, but that's not my sole purpose in meeting women like it is yours. We have 2 different purposes, and let's leave it at that.

When I get my mind cleared up and I'm back on track again (and you're pretty obtuse for thinking I just sit around bawling my eyes out all the time) you'll be surprised what I'm capable of.

You're pissing me off to the point that I just want to prove your treating-women-sorry ass wrong.

 

[UnixFreak]

<< You're pissing me off to the point that I just want to prove your treating-women-sorry ass wrong. >>



But you can't, so I guess you can just sit and get mad.


EDIT: could you say something really stupid, or threaten me in some way? I need something
new for my signature..

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< But you can't, so I guess you can just sit and get mad. >>



Hahaha, that's the funniest thing I've heard this week. I'm not in a pussy-pulling contest... I've got other things to do (i.e. golf) than lie to girls on Friday nights so they'll pull their panties down for me. And the more I hear you ramble on the more content I am with my pursuit of a golf game.

 

[UnixFreak]

I am not going to try and milk a response out of you. Anyone who reads this can tell, I am right, you are wrong. Face it. Go play golf, its not like you have anything better to do.

 

[mikefromwa]

of course 'getting laid' isnt the only thing a guy wants, but when it actually comes down to it (meaning that if you are unable to get sex from the person you choose to be with) its the most important thing.

even lame sex isnt good enuff when it all actually boils down, poking a dead fish of a g/f and calling that acceptable because &quot;shes a really great person&quot; or &quot;soul mate&quot; or whatever leads to the 'man' thats saying that having mental issues. I know that wasnt the best way to word that, but im sure you all will get the jist of it. getting laid isnt everything, but it really is the most important thing (to males).

 

[Alienwho]

This is so lame. Unixfreak you are calling him a geek and stuff and showing off how cool you are that you can get laid anytime you want.

In otherwords, you are showing off to a geek online that you don't even know? I mean what's the point? And even if UM doesn't want to buy your crap, you can't force it down his throat.

 

[Doboji]

Unix Freak....

is your name robert?

you sound like this guy I know.... who just happens to be a unix freak...

Who sleeps with lots of women... all the time...

My primary argument against your activity goes like this...

You're missing the whole value of women in the first place.... yeah these women f- you... but do they like you as a person?... sounds to me like you're just a man-sized dildo... sure I could do that... the fact is... ANYONE can get some on a nightly basis... it doesnt take effort... The reason other people don't isn't because they can't.... it's because they don't want to. I'm looking for all the other virtues women have to offer... caring.. sensitivity... love... companionship... and sex is just the icing on the cake.

You think you're &quot;the man&quot;... but the truth is you're just more willing to waste your time than the rest of us.

-Max