Unixfreak is right

[kassy]

Backwoods Billy -
"Loving sheep since 1978"
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LMAO I am sorry but your sig is the funniest thing in this entire thread, I hope your remembered your gumboots ! Interesting that you hail from the same neck of the woods that mikefromwa appears to call home also.

 

[backwoodsbilly]

Actually I know mikefromwa.We met at a mac users club in 1985. After that we went into business selling blow up farm animal dolls together. I beleive his motto for life is "It ain't lovin if it ain't a llamah"

 

[UnixFreak]

<< After that we went into business selling blow up farm animal dolls together. >>



got a site? link?

 

[DannyLove]

<< That's your right. And you can check My Meter if you want to see how much that affects my life. >>

hehe, i'm glad that doesnt affect your life, you had me worried there for a sec. I'm happy, see i'm happy thats all i gotta say, dont bother responding, i wont come in here anymore. goodbye.

danny~!

 

[kassy]

<< After that we went into business selling blow up farm animal dolls together. I beleive his motto for life is &quot;It ain't lovin if it ain't a llamah >>


LMAO - well I guess his shared theory on women really works then..

 

[backwoodsbilly]

Unixfreak: Our site is currently down. Just last week a rabid group of Peta members stormed the co-loc and proceeded to smash there heads on our 486 DX Webserver. Unfortunatly the smashed webserver was removed by these crazy folks, and urinated on. We are looking at purchasing a new 486 DX90 from Dell this week. They only want 4,000 for it so we might take them up on it. Does anyone here do websites? Our webmaster is in jail for reasons I don't want to disclose.
Kassy: Will you marry me?

 

[UnixFreak]

<< LMAO - well I guess his shared theory on women really works then.. >>



The theory probably doesnt work with farm animals, definitely not inflatable ones...


BTW LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE Its friday, for god's sakes... see you're @sses Monday.

Backwoodsbilly: I may be able to help with your website, but I may also be jailed for similar Reasons, so you pose the same risk w/me. plus, I dont know if I could contain myself around the photos.

 

[kassy]

<< Kassy: Will you marry me? >>


Aside from the fact that I don't think my husband would like the idea, I have always found the idea of sharing my bed with a husband and his sheep unappealing

 

[backwoodsbilly]

Don't worry, your husband can come to. I need a fishing partner. The sheep don't share my head, they just come in for drinks at night. Anyways, I was thinking since we have one members working on a guide to scoring with women, mabey I would make a guide on how to get that special 4 legged barnyard animal into bed....and out before dawn! Those of you that are unable to score succesfully using unixfreak's method could then give mine a try. If there's any intrest please let me know and I will get to work on it ASAP. Please include what animal types you prefer as well.

 

[SCUBA]

will u cant say all of ur opinions freely on this forums
i mean i got opinions like MAC is great but if i said that ill get flamed up so
1-never say that mac is great
2-never say that unix or linux is great
3-never say that game theater is bad
4-never say that any country espesaly the US of A is evil (or ull get fu*Ked if u know what i mean)
5-never say that you are A+ certified (and if u are keep it for ur self)
there are lots of other stuff so take care

 

[mikefromwa]

SHEESH, just cause im a mac user and I only love llamas, doesnt mean that has to be made public!

 

[kassy]

<< Don't worry, your husband can come to. >>


I am not worried, and he does often !

Good Luck with your project... I think :Q
I am heading off to dinner with my husband, a very nice guy who happens to prefer me to various four legged critters Have fun with your creatures of the night !

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Am I the only one who thinks backwoodsbilly sounds just like Red Dawn?

 

[mikefromwa]

fun

 

[Urinal Mint]

You just had to drag this one back up, didn't you?

 

[mikefromwa]

this thread is required to amuse me while working...atleast until i forget about it

 

[Alienwho]

<< this thread is required to amuse me while working...atleast until i forget about it >>


You get off to people speaking dirty about you.

 

[SirFshAlot]

Being a jerk works with getting women regardless of what you want from them

Read my posts for god's sake, multiple times if you have to. Whether you want a girlfreind, OR a one night stand, NICE GUYS LOSE

maybe from your reference point, as a jerk, you can make overgeneralizations about women

but from others' viewpoints(try to imagine if you can), such as a nice guys', women can be available for sex and a whole lot more

UnixFreak,
I have no idea if the character you display is the real you, or just made up for trolling.
But you present as a very immature, scorned person, that is driven at the basest level of fulfillment.
Sex and Aggression are primitive drives.
Although sex can be very gratifying, there are other joys in life that supercede it. But that comes with emotional maturity and stability.
Many people are stunted at primitive levels because of past traumatizing experiences.
I wonder what has happened to you with women.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Mom stopped breast-feeding him too quickly... I guess 8 years old is a little soon to stop, isn't it?

Heh.

 

[UnixFreak]

<< but from others' viewpoints(try to imagine if you can), such as a nice guys', women can be available for sex and a whole lot more >>




Posted Earlier, but repeated to see if people grasp it the fifth time around.


I hope so. You know, it doesnt just work for getting laid, you need respect in a relationship also. You wont &quot;get the girl&quot; if she thinks of you &quot;like a brother&quot; or a &quot;really good freind&quot;. If you are a bit of a jerk, she will think she &quot;earned&quot; you, or &quot;changed&quot; you in some way, &quot;settled you down&quot; or whatever, and will respect you in your relationship. So nice guys dont win in that way, either, if you are super nice to her when you meet, she is going to think that you are super nice to every girl, and being with you wont make her feel &quot;special&quot;. It makes sense. If you are &quot;unattainable&quot; in some way, that increases your property value, in a woman's eyes. Ask any Honest woman. She'll tell ya.


BTW, I am replying in this thread, mainly out of curiosity, I want to see just how many people will pipe in with the &quot;you're just telling us to sleep with girls and leave'em&quot; type responses. I know most of you are doing it to impress the women here. The funny thing is, while you all say there is something wrong with me, it is you who cannot read.

And Urinal mint, your petty insults would hurt a lot more, if you werent a pathetic crybaby. If one had to guess, they would probably say you were breast fed far past 8 years old.

 

Unix and sex in the same statment does not compute.

 

[SirFshAlot]

Posted Earlier, but repeated to see if people grasp it the fifth time around.


I hope so. You know, it doesnt just work for getting laid, you need respect in a relationship also. You wont &quot;get the girl&quot; if she thinks of you &quot;like a brother&quot; or a &quot;really good freind&quot;. If you are a bit of a jerk, she will think she &quot;earned&quot; you, or &quot;changed&quot; you in some way, &quot;settled you down&quot; or whatever, and will respect you in your relationship. So nice guys dont win in that way, either, if you are super nice to her when you meet, she is going to think that you are super nice to every girl, and being with you wont make her feel &quot;special&quot;. It makes sense. If you are &quot;unattainable&quot; in some way, that increases your property value, in a woman's eyes. Ask any Honest woman. She'll tell ya.

ok, if you're going to post it 5 times as though it were proof of some sociological truth, back it up with some evidence, i.e. some kind of standard testing procedure, eg. single variable

otherwise, it's just your simple minded opinion
and posting it 5 times in bold doesn't give it any more credence
and posting it 5 times in bold doesn't give it any more credence
and posting it 5 times in bold doesn't give it any more credence
and posting it 5 times in bold doesn't give it any more credence
and posting it 5 times in bold doesn't give it any more credence

 

[geno]

<< Unix and sex in the same statment does not compute. >>

 

Since when do nice guys not get girls?
Nice guys get nice girls, not nasty bar skanks.

 

[Nil]

Deeko rules!!!!
http://www.zdfiles.com/deeko