What is it about women?

[GreenBeret]

Why can't we live without them?
Why do we go crazy over them?



/me misses his girlfriend

*sigh*

 

[Soybomb]

hormones.....no go play some cs to help

 

[LAUST]

Yep I live with mine Leads to this ==

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

cmon now, as a red blooded male, I think WE all know what it is about women...

 

[Wuming]

survival?

 

[RockEater]

whats not with them...
(btw, I used to know a guy whos fav quote was "women, can't live with them, can't shoot them"- he never could get a girlfriend, wonder why )

yeah, I hear you man, I can't wait for summer, get to go back home and see my gf

 

[nd]

<< Why can't we live without them?
Why do we go crazy over them? >>

What are you talking about? I throw rocks at them.

 

[Siva]

companionship
sensativity
understanding
sex appeal


I'm sorry, but men just don't have/provide any of that (at least for me), that's why we need women see

 

[UkimOOse]

Ok. This was explained to me in a course found in my medical curriculum, as part of a 500 person open lecture for anyone attending school here:

Women....are....crazy.

It showed up on the exam, with official protests from women in the class, but every single male in the course scored positively on the question.

 

[bleuiko]

Com'on that's a easy one.... its cuz they're:

Sweet Exciting Xanadu


Bleu

 

[gqstyle09]

simple analogy to explain all the madness...

God : Satan
Man : Woman

 

[Aquaman]

As Lothar of the Hill People (Mike Meyers SNL skit) once said:

I like to have long walks with my woman.

When she is away I have many small walks by myself.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[whiterice33]

God : Satan
Man : Woman

haha, so very true

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

Thankyou for reminding me how much I need a woman :|

 

[Elledan]

<< Why can't we live without them?
Why do we go crazy over them? >>



Not all males... you forget that there are gay males

Further there are males who find females 'interesting', but don't go crazy over them, like me.
Okay, females can be nice at times, but in the long run it all comes down to the individual: whether someone is male or female doesn't matter, only the personality counts, for some males can be 'bitches', but females can be 'bitches' too.

 

[Emulex]

all straight men can't live without that poontang, the gay dudes and closet gays know whats up. I mean think about how much easier it would be to live with a dude, like 10x easier. You could be messy, have crappy furniture, computers all over, etc. The only part i don't get is the men-on-men , i can't do that. Sorry, i am slave to woman because poontang is too good, and man-poontang, sounds gross.

 

[GreenBeret]

JimmyEW: Glad I could be of service for you.

On a side note: WTF is with some people always thinking about sex, sex, sex? Jeez...

 

[uwantasumwang]

<< JimmyEW: Glad I could be of service for you.

On a side note: WTF is with some people always thinking about sex, sex, sex? Jeez... >>



its not always about sex, sex, sex, .. there is also.. sex, sex, and sex...

 

[NucleusWDS]

It's one of life's BIGGEST mystery .....

Solve it ... and you'll become GOD !!!

 

[Spamela]

i agree - hormones, plus they have a civilizing influence on a male, when they're not tearing his soul apart.

 

[bleuiko]

<< plus they have a civilizing influence on a male, when they're not tearing his soul apart. >>


You mean...they...they actually stop sometimes???

 

[GreenBeret]

Alright fools (bleuiko), stop bashing. Women won't kill you. Their goal in life isn't to destroy men's lives. Don't let your bad experiences influence younger people into thinking that women are the spawn of satan.

 

[bleuiko]

GreenBeret: Haha, you know we're just kidding, it's those people that can't joke about women that are in the most trouble. We joke because the truth is so opposite to what we say, and that's what makes it funny... but if you don't see it as funny, that's when you start to worry.