"Like my fore-fathers said before me, hold still btch."
-my friend phil
"If god wanted you to do it, he'd have miracled your @$$ up there by now."
-Gunnery SG Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"Your days of finger banging mary jane rotten crouch, through her perdy pink panties are over."
-Gunnery SG Hartman, Full Metal Jacket