Source:
var sopranoName = new Array("The Stare","Twinkle Toes","The Toweler","The Ox","The Xerox","The Bastard","Twenty Eyes",
"Extra Arm","Hair Lip","The Funny Moustache","Chimpy Nuts","The Blossom","Childlike Complexion",
"Baby Buns","Sweet Nostrils","Weed Whacker","The Compass","Junior Mint","Gandhi Mangler",
"Frankenberry","The Delicious","Cedar Teeth","The Grown Up","The Butcher, Baker and Candlemaker","Lonely Guy","The Self-Toucher",
"The Lone Drinker","Pants","Kids Incorporated","Dreamboat","The Coin Operator","The Heartbreaker",
"The Mannequin","The Hobo Clown","Danger-Prone","Thinks-he's-so-smart","Fancy Pants","The Abalone",
"The Bishop","The Butcher","The Clam","Del Murder","The Executioner","The Enforcer","The Fist","The Gimp","The Harpoon",
"The Hawk","The Icepick","The Island","The Jeweler","The Jury-Tamperer","The Just",
"Killer","The Knitter","Knuckles","The Lemming","The Mad Russian","The Mangler",
"The Merciless","The Mortician","The Mouthpiece","Napalm","No Mercy","No Thumbs","The Ogre",
"The Ostrich","The Pipsqueak","The Pope","The Porpoise","The Quill","The Rooster",
"The Sicilian","Six Toes","The Spaniard","The Squealer","Three Fingers","The Tiger",
"Two Fists","The Ugly","The Umpire","The Undertaker","The Vampire","The Venetian",
"The Vole","The Waterboy","The Wishbone","The Xenophobe","The Yak","The Yodeler",
"The Zebra")
I'll take The Coin Operator.