One is named chopper. This was the name given to him at the humane society and it is a good name for him since he is missing teeth and makes lots of enginey noises when walking around. Chopper.
The other is named audrey. Her humane society name was callie. Which is a dumb name for a calico cat because that's what everyone names their calico. I liked the name audrey so that's what she got. Audrey
And this represents the only recorded time in history that the two cats were not fighting (yet).
Buddy-Lab
Ginger-Sheltie
Jerry-Stupid Cat
Oreo-Another stupid cat
Theresa-Yet another stupid cat
Kitty Nipples-The coolest cat on the planet
Goose Goose-The Goose
Henny Penny-The oldest chicken that lives here, the only one with a name
Mr. Duck-The big duck that bangs all the rest of the critters whether they like it or not
There's a whole hell of a lot more critters running around here, but I don't get on a first name basis with them because then it makes me feel bad when I eat them.
No name=Dinner.
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