Who'd win: Sauron vs. Yoda?

[kami]

This is for you mauly

We will assume that both are NEUTRAL. Yoda isn't a good guy, and Sauron isn't a bad guy...cause bad guys always lose in movies.

Well, who'd win??? The Dark Lord of the little green guy?

Let's look at the contestants shall we:

Sauron
Sauron's army 1
Sauron's army 2
Sauron takes a casual swing
Ouch! right after impact
Kiss yourselves goodbye!

-- v.s. --

Yoda
Yoda in action


I think the answer is pretty clear

 

[bigben]

yoda....sauron can't chop off his own head and live as you have CLEARLY shown in that picture. seems like sauron pusses out when he gets a little cut on his hand.


plus, i have yet to see sauron fly

 

[Codewiz]

I am sorry but Yoda would win easily. Yoda ownz Sauron. Sauron let hobbits beat him. I think that proves enough.

 

[kami]

You guys are forgetting that Sauron is a bad guy...and bad guys always lose in movies. Now lets assume they're both neutral.

 

[Skel]

Yoda, just because he's green like the Hulk...

 

[BD2003]

As badass as sauron is, I dont think anyone even remotely related to LOTR can deal with a lightsaber or blaster.

 

[RSI]

Yoda would still win. He'd just use the force to steal the ring, then Sauron would be worthless.

 

[JeremyJoe]

Yoda....even a mear mortal man can destroy the physical form of saruon and yoda is a master desceptionist...he fooled everyone by thinking hes cripple, damn flying muppets

 

[rudder]

yoda would win easily. He could just get a hold of some starships and blast whatever planet the hobbits are on to smitheering. Sauron would not know what hit him.

 

[vi edit]

Yoda. The little crack monkey would hop around so fast, Sauron wouldn't know what to do. Oh, and his mace, no matter how big it is, wouldn't stand up to the mighty light saber.

 

[Phokus]

Yoda hands down. Aside from super strength, sauron doesn't seem to have another other powers. Yoda would just kick his ass from a distance.

 

[kami]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Yoda. The little crack monkey would hop around so fast, Sauron wouldn't know what to do. Oh, and his mace, no matter how big it is, wouldn't stand up to the mighty light saber.

Even a light saber couldn't destroy the ring though! I don't think it would stand up to his mace either since the ring's power is flowing right through it...that's why each hit takes out dozens of guys!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Lemme see...

Yoda... Has nice lightening effects. Can lift a small spaceship if he concentrates.


Sauron a Maia, chief servant of Melkor, who was himself as powerful as anyone except Iluvatar who was God.


Yoda = toast

 

[kami]

Sauron a Maia, chief servant of Melkor, who was himself as powerful as anyone except Iluvatar who was God.


Yoda = toast

I could almost kiss you! HAHA Best answer yet!

 

[neomits]

a) I'm assuming Sauron has his ring
b) does he have his army with him as well... if so thats just not fair (or were those pics just to showoff )

 

[kami]

Originally posted by: neomits
a) I'm assuming Sauron has his ring
b) does he have his army with him as well... if so thats just not fair (or were those pics just to showoff )

Sauron has the power to corrupt souls and put them into his service, so it's safe to say he can have a massive army whenever he pleases

 

[BD2003]

Tell that to a sniper rifle.

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: kami

Originally posted by: neomits
a) I'm assuming Sauron has his ring
b) does he have his army with him as well... if so thats just not fair (or were those pics just to showoff )

Sauron has the power to corrupt souls and put them into his service, so it's safe to say he can have a massive army whenever he pleases

Yeah, but Yoda commandeered a whole army of Clones, complete with Republic Gunships and AT-TE walkers.

Yoda's army OWNZ Sauron's Army.

 

[kami]

Sauron could even corrupt the heart of a Jedi! HAH! (maybe not Yoda, but Obi-wan would be bowing before him)

 

[Codewiz]

Sauron was defeated TWICE by lesser beings than himself.

Yoda is a higher being than hobbits and men.

Yoda kicks the crap out of Sauron easily with his mental powers alone.

Sauron has no chance. Who cares about his ring. It would have no effect on Yoda. Yoda has the force. Sauron has nothing but his stupid little ring which Yoda could take from 30 miles away.

 

[kami]

Originally posted by: Codewiz
Sauron was defeated TWICE by lesser beings than himself.

Yoda is a higher being than hobbits and men.

Yoda kicks the crap out of Sauron easily with his mental powers alone.

Sauron has no chance. Who cares about his ring. It would have no effect on Yoda. Yoda has the force. Sauron has nothing but his stupid little ring which Yoda could take from 30 miles away.

Don't you understand? The Ring is more than the force. It could grant all the powers of the force and more.

Oh, and as for sauron being defeated twice...it's because all of Middle-earth was against him. WHat if the whole galaxy was after yoda?

 

[incallisto]

Originally posted by: BD2003
Tell that to a sniper rifle.

HAHA

 

[kami]

Glad to see four of you (so far) think that I'd win. LOL

 

[LordMaul]

Golly kami, no bias here.

 

[kami]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Golly kami, no bias here.

Provide some pics and I'll put them up