Why do I "kill" threads

[SSP]

Originally posted by: prodigy69
Care bear stare owns smurfs puny attacks.

Smurfs don't even have an attack, unless if you consider smurfett lifting up her skirt.

<shudder>

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Stop it guys, don't let it go beyond 2 pages!

 

[broon]

My pages have 100 posts, so it has a long way to go.

 

[xuanman]

wow, i thought this would be locked by now

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Stop it guys, don't let it go beyond 2 pages!

50 more posts to make it past page 1! You = teh loohsher!

 

[PsychoAndy]

Thread killing involves a response so messed up that nobody else can come up with anything decent in response to it.

Prime Example

-PAB

 

[broon]

I know an easy way to kill this thread. But that would be cheating. eventually people will get bored of posting nonsense just to have the last post. But if this thread never gets locked, and it goes dormant, someone will come back a week later and post in it just to have the last one.

 

[prodigy]

Now Missy she too much for me (I'm freaky)
She took me to to the crib man, she told me (eat me)
Now my babymama I told her ass not to beat me
Her broke ass wanna fight, Missy know how to treat me
She sitting on cash, she got money out the ass
Gave her them back shots and got money out her ass
Now you can see me in the coupe like WHAT
Next time I'll hit her in that G5 TRUCK
I've got the magicstick, I can go for hours
From the bed to the floor, to the sink to the shower
With her back to the bed and her legs to the sky
I can go hard, know why, big girls don't cry
I had visions of Missy with her money by the tub
Ching! Ching! Jackpot, I think I'm in love
I'm looking for Missy now so I can get my back rubbed
This the sh*t she hollered in my ear before we left the club

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: prodigy69
Now Missy she too much for me (I'm freaky)
She took me to to the crib man, she told me (eat me)
Now my babymama I told her ass not to beat me
Her broke ass wanna fight, Missy know how to treat me
She sitting on cash, she got money out the ass
Gave her them back shots and got money out her ass
Now you can see me in the coupe like WHAT
Next time I'll hit her in that G5 TRUCK
I've got the magicstick, I can go for hours
From the bed to the floor, to the sink to the shower
With her back to the bed and her legs to the sky
I can go hard, know why, big girls don't cry
I had visions of Missy with her money by the tub
Ching! Ching! Jackpot, I think I'm in love
I'm looking for Missy now so I can get my back rubbed
This the sh*t she hollered in my ear before we left the club

Damnit Prodigy, what are you singing????




KeyserSoze

 

[prodigy]

just copy and pasting text hoping to kill the thread.

 

[broon]

[George Bush]Not gonna doit[/George Bush]

 

[masterxfob]

Damnit Prodigy, what are you singing????

i don't think even he knows

now is this going to be the neverending thread or will it get locked for all this neffing?

 

[broon]

[Frankenstein]It's alive!!![/Frankenstein]

 

[klah]

[random stolen blog entry]
I watched some of the Victoria's Secret Fashion show the other night on CBS. I didn't even need an excuse because my wife wanted to watch it!

Apparently Concerned Women For America and NOW (in a rare case of solidarity) feel the show was a 'soft-core porn infomercial.' Now, I saw most of it, and while there certainly was quite a bit of jiggling going on with all the skimpy lingerie being modeled, saying it's 'soft-core porn' is ridiculous. There was no sex, nor was there any simulation of sex. They also said it was 'degrading' to women. Maybe somebody can help me here, but I don't see how parading around in some underwear is degrading.

Peter Paul Rubens most famous paintings are of nude women. When it's on canvas and painted 400 years ago, it's art. When women in lingerie show up on television, it's 'soft-core porn.'

I would agree that the show probably should have been shown at 10pm. It was provocative, and the close up shots of butts and boobs certainly was not meant to invoke discussions about the material, but rather to keep the young male audience from changing the channel.

However, what we have here is no different from what we saw almost 10 years ago when 'NYPD Blue' was going to debut on ABC. The show hadn't even premiered yet, and people were picketing as well as signing petitions to have it removed from the air. Why? Because they were going to show some ass shots, and the language was going to kicked up a bit. 'Asshole' and 'prick' at the time were still no-no's on the air. This season, they pushed it a little further as there seems to have been at least one utterance of 'bullshit' on every show (at least the ones I have seen anyway).

The bottom line in all of this is that the remote control is right there in front of you. If you do not like what you see on television, then change the frigging channel! How hard is that?
[/random stolen blog entry]

 

[xSauronx]

man my nuts itch

 

[wolf papa]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
I have noticed that I often kill threads. By this I mean I am the last poster or second to last poster. It happens in long threads and short threads.

Is this just a perception I have, or is it possible I really do something which kills the threads?

Some of the threads invite well thought-out exchanges of ideas and views. Sometimes the topic is answered, or well summed up, and the people interested in that type of thread can add nothing more, so they may not post unnecessary comments.

Then there are other threads that seem to go on and on, but they've really just quote-fests and the cyber equivalent of pre-schoolers saying:
"I'm not the poopy-pants, you are"
"Un uhh, YOU are"
"Un uhh !!!"
but with a wider vocabulary (well, sometimes), and nothing draws a crowd like a fight

 

[Joemonkey]

i don't get it, what are we talking about?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
i don't get it, what are we talking about?

Smelly butts.

 

[aphex]

My IQ has dropped 10 points from reading this thread.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: aphexII
My IQ has dropped 10 points from reading this thread.

Wow, didn't think it could drop any further!

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: aphexII
My IQ has dropped 10 points from reading this thread.

You bastard, that's what I was going to say, and I didn't even read it all!

 

[johneetrash]

i like big butts and i cannot lie...

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: johneetrash
i like big butts and i cannot lie...

You otha brothahs can't deny...

 

[johneetrash]

i dunno the next line to that song the only other part i know is about my anaconda not wanting any if she doesnt have buns

 

[FelixDeCat]

Wheres Dr. Kervorkian when you need him?