LOL! :awe:Tips for Hipster douchebags:
1. Trim the douche beard or at least wash it regularly. Your face smells like old mans balls.
2. Take off the wool hat. You look like a retarded wheres Waldo reject
3. Take off the non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses. We know that they are fake; you are not impressing anyone.
4. PLEASE do keep wearing skinny jeans as it raises the chances that your balls will cease being able to allow you to procreate. Thus, eliminating your species.
5. Please, try to be different. Hipster douchebaggery dictates that you are a hipster to be different, yet you all look alike. Why is that?
...it's not that people hate hipsters. They just can't comprehend this "attitude" and react in a bad manner.
Even hipsters hate hipsters.
Worth a second watch lol. Hipster town.
lol. Did he get sacked?My coworker is a hipster. I'm not sure if he knows it either. He has the beard (neckbeard) and shaves his upper lip, drinks Naked Juice, would rather eat granola bars over a regular meal, thinks Apple devices are superior because anything that runs Windows is just buggy (like Android phones), does not have any practical skills for any job, probably because he got a music/business degree and went $90k into debt with loans, thinks sketch/improv comedy is his future, and has memorized the name of every actor on EVERY show on the four main TV networks. I don't know how he does that last part. I trained him to take over a data management job at my company in my place and does a piss poor job most of the time, but corrects me all the time when I get the name of a show or celebrity wrong.
The reason I say he might not know he's a hipster is because he decided to go as a hipster on Halloween by carrying a ukelele. I asked him if he dressed any differently, he said no.
There are more 30-40 year olds hipsters when you go to shopping centres. I just want to punch them in the face. They think they're so handsome and whatnot, suck fucking faggots - all of them!I work in an environment where at least 75% of the 30 and younger crowd would be considered hipsters. Seems like a lot of effort to be different when they all end up looking the same. I somewhat feel sorry for the ones in their late 30s or 40s that feel the need to keep up being hip.
D'awww hippy doggy
Nonconformists travel as a rule in bunches. You rarely find a nonconformist who goes it alone. And woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
--Eric Hoffer
People are so desperate to differentiate themselves and find their own identity that they cant think any more.
Its amusing to me that counterculture also has its own counterculture. People are so desperate to differentiate themselves and find their own identity that they cant think any more.
'20 something college students' I'm a Uni student, you sumed it up quite well :'(Keeps the world interesting.
Hipsters: arrogant 20 something college students. What a novel and new thing.
They're mostly harmless and don't get themselves into trouble. Don't see a problem with them. They're a lot better bunch than the pseudo-anarchists roaming around college campuses these days.
'20 something college students' I'm a Uni student, you sumed it up quite well :'(