Woman Received A Boyfriend Application

[MontyAC]

"Asked for boyfriend on facebook as a joke. Got this under my dorm door."

At less he included "oral sex" as a skill.

 

[destrekor]

lol

 

[waggy]

either someone has a great sense of humor or they have "issues"

 

[SSSnail]

That is a good cover letter, should forward it to the ”halp with the resume” threads.

 

[baydude]

this is real

 

[rh71]

spelling error - that will get you denied every time when applying. Who can find it?

 

[spidey07]

Pretty good, might get him some poon. But there's some misrepresentation there - "tolerance for shopping", no man has that.

 

[Krazy4Real]

That is an excellent cover letter. He deserves an interview.

 

[goog40]

 

[monkeh624]

spelling error - that will get you denied every time when applying. Who can find it?

'Positon'.

What do I win?

 

[AstroManLuca]

This is one of those situations where if he's an attractive guy, it's considered funny, but if he doesn't look very good, it's considered creepy.

 

[mizzou]

Win


lol

 

[ussfletcher]

This was posted on Reddit yesterday.

For those interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/z372k/asked_for_boyfriend_on_facebook_as_a_joke_got/

 

[The_Dude8]

so where is the gf cover letter?

 

[schneiderguy]

He sounds like a retard (hurr I'm good at Cowadoooty) and she sounds like an even bigger retard (guise guise look at me I'm a GAMUR GURL xD I want a boyfriend that plays video games cuz I'm such a nerd xD). I'd say they're a perfect match for each other.

 

[herm0016]

gl to him. clever idea.

 

[Hezkezl]

Clever idea... but at the same time, totally seems like a horrible idea.

"Mommy, how did you meet Daddy?"
"Well, I had just broken up with another man, and was feeling lonely. So I jokingly made a job posting looking for someone to fill the position of boyfriend, and the guy I picked to be your daddy gave me a resume"

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Clever idea... but at the same time, totally seems like a horrible idea.

"Mommy, how did you meet Daddy?"
"Well, I had just broken up with another man, and was feeling lonely. So I jokingly made a job posting looking for someone to fill the position of boyfriend, and the guy I picked to be your daddy gave me a resume"

Haha. XD

 

[AlienCraft]

The correct expression is "at least", not "at less"... thank you.

 

[OverVolt]

It was too long, too many "thank yous" etc. He made the joke and should have stopped once it was clear.

Not sure if serious, probably was serious. Probably has issues.

 

[MontyAC]

Maybe he should've sent her a pic of his "little friend".

 

[Baked]

Just need to look cute, egocentric, and preferably a sizable cock to attract bitches.

 

[dud]

There was a time when we didn't have the Internet. It was a time when men were men and women were glad of it.

Those were the days ...

 

[MrColin]

"Asked for boyfriend on facebook as a joke. Got this under my dorm door."

At less he included "oral sex" as a skill.

The "positon" error and "country music" are red flags, but not necessarily deal breakers IMHO.

 

[Printer Bandit]