Worst. Movie. EVER.

[BurnItDwn]

I'd say the worst movie ever is "geek maggot bingo", low budget b movie that makes every "made for sci fi channel" movie look like a masterpiece written by supernatural beings.

That said, I've never seen any Uwe Boll movies .... (and I don't intend to)

 

[RanDum72]

Bloodrayne and Lady in the Water. The first one was one of the cheesiest EVER. Second one was just 'huh'?
Lately, Superbad. There's a reason why they gave it that title.

 

[Quasmo]

http://imdb.com/chart/bottom?tt0804492

 

[BUTCH1]

3-D Parasite, they mostly threw rubber looking alien things the size of frisbee's at the
screen and even the 3D was really lame..

 

[theprodigalrebel]

The Lord knows how I sat through Death Proof. It's not that I don't 'get' Tarantino - I liked Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and True Romance. I thought the Kill Bill movies were okay.

Death Proof filled me with murderous rage. The kind that makes you want to smash your TV, speakers and DVD player with a sledgehammer.

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: chizow
Worst movie I've seen recently would have to be Beowulf. I'm usually pretty forgiving for these types of movies (Conan the Barbarian ftw!), but god that movie sucked. Movies should be required by law to put in warning notices if they include any Jar Jar-esque voice acting.

OMG, my thoughts exactly, FIRST when i Looked at the Movie poster "NOT SO Carefully", I thought it was Sam Fisher from Splinter CELL, cuz i never read the book.

I paid for the movie, and took me 10 mins to notice that it was NOT a Splinter Cell movie.

I was like,, WTF swords,, when is we going ta getz the gunz and ninja kill.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: spacejamz
Two that come to mind are Unbreakable and Queen of the Damned (w/ Aliyah before her plane crashed)...

can't believe that someone actually watched the film after it was completed and said 'yup, looks good, send it out!!!"...

Yeah, I'm generally not that picky about movies (I fully enjoyed all three Matrix movies), and I think I managed to successfully blot Queen of the Damned from my mind. Horrible.
Speed 2 and Batman and Robin are my typical contributions to this sort of listing.

 

[NamelessMC]

Originally posted by: WT
In no particular order:

1) Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
2) 3000 Miles to Graceland
3) Freddie Got Fingered
4) Glitter
5) Battlefield Earth
6) Dungeons & Dragons
7) Swept Away
8) Waterworld

There's 8 off the top of my head .. if you watched any from beginning to the end, you have my sympathy.

This guy knows what the deal is. And to add to his already perfect list:

9) Beautician and the Beast
10) Sidekicks
11) Ghost Ship
12) The Skeleton Key
13) The Fast and the Furious (And whatever spin offs they made of it)
14) Ghosts of Mars
15) The Pacifier
16) Little Giants (Why, Rick Moranis... WHY?)
17) Daredevil
18) Epic Movie
19) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
20) Robocop 3
21) Wild Wild West

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: NamelessMC

Originally posted by: WT
In no particular order:

1) Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
2) 3000 Miles to Graceland
3) Freddie Got Fingered
4) Glitter
5) Battlefield Earth
6) Dungeons & Dragons
7) Swept Away
8) Waterworld

There's 8 off the top of my head .. if you watched any from beginning to the end, you have my sympathy.

This guy knows what the deal is. And to add to his already perfect list:

9) Beautician and the Beast
10) Sidekicks
11) Ghost Ship
12) The Skeleton Key
13) The Fast and the Furious (And whatever spin offs they made of it)
14) Ghosts of Mars
15) The Pacifier
16) Little Giants (Why, Rick Moranis... WHY?)
17) Daredevil
18) Epic Movie
19) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
20) Robocop 3
21) Wild Wild West

Hehe...hard to disagree with any of those (my eyes are still burning from being subjected to Daredevil...)

Although...am I strange in thinking that Waterworld wasn't all THAT bad?

 

[Oyeve]

Johnny Hollywood.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Training Day
Scarface
Flash Gordon (from the 70s, the one with the Queen soundtrack)

My top 5 worse movies ever

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

I challenge you all to find a worse movie than Fear.com

 

[Oyeve]

Originally posted by: OneOfTheseDays
I challenge you all to find a worse movie than Fear.com

Manos

Oh, and the Fantastic Four movie that never made it to theaters and the captain america movie that never made it to theaters but unfortunately made it to video.

 

[Arkaign]

House of the Dead?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Oyeve
Johnny Hollywood.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Training Day
Scarface
Flash Gordon (from the 70s, the one with the Queen soundtrack)

My top 5 worse movies ever

You must not watch many movies if you're fortunate enough to have THOSE be your worst five ever.

 

[NamelessMC]

Originally posted by: Oyeve
Johnny Hollywood.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Training Day
Scarface
Flash Gordon (from the 70s, the one with the Queen soundtrack)

My top 5 worse movies ever

There are many people in the world that would attempt to assassinate you for putting those three movies in a "worst" movies ever list, but I suppose I can't criticize you as this is a subjective opinion thread.

I thought Flash Gordon was decent too, but I could understand how someone could hate that movie.

Oh and let's not leave this thread without mentioning Godzilla. No, not the original Japanese Godzillas. I mean Godzilla with Matthew Broderick.

 

[NamelessMC]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: NamelessMC

Originally posted by: WT
In no particular order:

1) Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
2) 3000 Miles to Graceland
3) Freddie Got Fingered
4) Glitter
5) Battlefield Earth
6) Dungeons & Dragons
7) Swept Away
8) Waterworld

There's 8 off the top of my head .. if you watched any from beginning to the end, you have my sympathy.

This guy knows what the deal is. And to add to his already perfect list:

9) Beautician and the Beast
10) Sidekicks
11) Ghost Ship
12) The Skeleton Key
13) The Fast and the Furious (And whatever spin offs they made of it)
14) Ghosts of Mars
15) The Pacifier
16) Little Giants (Why, Rick Moranis... WHY?)
17) Daredevil
18) Epic Movie
19) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
20) Robocop 3
21) Wild Wild West

Hehe...hard to disagree with any of those (my eyes are still burning from being subjected to Daredevil...)

Although...am I strange in thinking that Waterworld wasn't all THAT bad?

Lmao. The first quote in your sig is so hilarious.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: NamelessMC

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: NamelessMC

Originally posted by: WT
In no particular order:

1) Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
2) 3000 Miles to Graceland
3) Freddie Got Fingered
4) Glitter
5) Battlefield Earth
6) Dungeons & Dragons
7) Swept Away
8) Waterworld

There's 8 off the top of my head .. if you watched any from beginning to the end, you have my sympathy.

This guy knows what the deal is. And to add to his already perfect list:

9) Beautician and the Beast
10) Sidekicks
11) Ghost Ship
12) The Skeleton Key
13) The Fast and the Furious (And whatever spin offs they made of it)
14) Ghosts of Mars
15) The Pacifier
16) Little Giants (Why, Rick Moranis... WHY?)
17) Daredevil
18) Epic Movie
19) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
20) Robocop 3
21) Wild Wild West

Hehe...hard to disagree with any of those (my eyes are still burning from being subjected to Daredevil...)

Although...am I strange in thinking that Waterworld wasn't all THAT bad?

Lmao. The first quote in your sig is so hilarious.

I miss PAB

:brokenheart: