YAGT: OMGWTFBBQBUSTED!!!!!11!111!11

[blure007]

:beer:
Shens or not, this is the best thread I have read so far today!!
Waiting for tomorrows update

 

[ShadowBlade]

pics?

 

[sixone]

I just wanna say: Preyhunter - you have outdone yourself. I didn't think you could do it twice.

 

[ironcrotch]

THREAD OF THE CENTURY!!!

 

[mcvickj]

LMAO! Preyhunter for Elite!

 

[SVT Cobra]

this thread is complete BS.....

BUT I love it!

i am taking a roflcopter to your gf's moms house now

 

[SilentZero]

LMAO Man your sad.

 

[flyboy84]

so shens

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
this thread is complete BS.....

BUT I love it!

i am taking a roflcopter to your gf's moms house now

I agree thead is BS, yet funny.

 

[tami]

maybe her mom is going to say that premarital sex is okay.

or maybe not.

what kind of idiot are you to not have locked the bathroom door?

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: purbeast0
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS IS A MORON. THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY SHENS AND IF YOU BELIEVE IT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU

wow calm down. Even if it is shens it's pretty entertaining. I wish all nefs would put this much work into their posts.

Amen to that.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Update

I called my gf and she told me that her mom wanted to talk to us tomorrow. I asked her if she knew what it was about and she said no, just that her mom told her that she saw something today that reminded her of something that she had been wanting to talk to us about. I asked if that was all she said and she said yes. This sucks, I'm pretty sure it has something to do with what happened this morning, but I don't know what she's gonna say. I'm supposed to go over there tomorrow morning. I don't want to go. I'm thinking about breaking up with the gf so I don't have to face her mom. I've got this funny feeling in my stomach that is killing my appetite and I feel like I want to puke. I think that if I show up at her house tomorrow, I'll feel dirty and probably will puke.

Dude! She's going to talk to you two about safe sex.
LOL

 

[Mo0o]

Good shens but still entertaining

 

[Pastore]

Dude, you're looking at this all the wrong way. Maybe her Mom just realized you're a freaky dude and plans on getting it on with you and her daughter tomorrow morning!

 

[ajayjuneja]

Talk to the mom. Being proactive about this will do you good. Breaking up over this shows you are a coward!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Actually this might have a positive effect on you, she sees now that you'd rather whack-off then fuck her young daughter, granted you got embarrassed but it's not the end of the world and it could have been worse yanno.. she could have walked in on you giving the ol' GF a money shot 'cross her face.

 

[James3shin]

Wow, the stories from this board are the best!

 

[imported_yetti]

AHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAH...AHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....








...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA






















shens.

 

[Brian23]

Can I cum to your gf's house?

 

[quakefiend420]

bwahahahahahaha

this is even better than the other story

even if this is shens, i still laughed for about 45 seconds :laugh:

:beer: to the op

 

[KnickNut3]

lol

shens -- who gets a stiffy to evanescence?

 

[Kipper]

Invite the mom in for a threesome.

 

[ifoundthetao]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
LOL!!


I think you'll be okay, she's probably glad she caught you doing that, to her that means that her daughter isn't giving it away to you. She probably won't tell anybody, she'd be too embarassed to do so. Just avoid the house for a while, get your g/f to come over to yours, and after a month it'll be back to normal.

you dont think she'll tell anyone? YEAH RIGHT! i'm sure half her family knows, and tomorrow (if she works) everyone there will know too.. if she doesnt work i'm sure the rest of the desperate housewives will be full in on the details, no matter how small they might be .. heh.. jk. man, i've had stuff like that happen before. not getting caught whacking off but like, when i was 16 i was dating this chick, and we were messing around, and i was fingering her, and her dad knocks on the door, so we get in order and open it, and i had never met him before.. so i had to shake his hand, and i got his daughters vagina juice all over his hand.. i totally think he knew what just happened too after we shook. why else would i have two wet pruney fingers and a red face...

 

[JulesMaximus]

You didn't lock the door?

You=dumbass :laugh:

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
.... just a Hilfiger golf shirt, Hilfiger khaki shorts, Hilfiger boxer briefs (grey), Doc Marten sandals, and an Oakland A?s ...

Brand whore much?

But if true, that does suck getting caught jerkin'. By her mom! I'm still chuckin'