YAGT: OMGWTFBBQBUSTED!!!!!11!111!11

[n7]

ROFL!

I am guessing this thread is shens though.

 

[Tiamat]

LOL too funnies to be true!

 

[Whitecloak]

:laugh:

 

[gabemcg]

funahy! suxorz 2 b u!

 

[Krk3561]

OMG SO CLASSIC!

 

[Night201]

Be sure to update with what you do today or how the conversation goes with the mom...

 

[imported_Dimicron]

Listen to the Imperial March to get ready. And be ready to let out a good, " NOOOoooOOOoooOooOoOooOOOOOoooOooOo!!!!!"

 

[Kenazo]

I'd say shens, but who cares, it's a great thread.

 

[gigapet]

i think you'll be fine. Her mom is probably gonna tell you two to be safe if you are having sex.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: DaFinn
A true ATOTer, there are 2 ladies in da house... and he is wanking to Cosmo in a bathroom? How sad is that...

hahah QFT

hahaha
and for the OP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... gasp gasp gasp.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Update

I called my gf and she told me that her mom wanted to talk to us tomorrow. I asked her if she knew what it was about and she said no, just that her mom told her that she saw something today that reminded her of something that she had been wanting to talk to us about. I asked if that was all she said and she said yes. This sucks, I'm pretty sure it has something to do with what happened this morning, but I don't know what she's gonna say. I'm supposed to go over there tomorrow morning. I don't want to go. I'm thinking about breaking up with the gf so I don't have to face her mom. I've got this funny feeling in my stomach that is killing my appetite and I feel like I want to puke. I think that if I show up at her house tomorrow, I'll feel dirty and probably will puke.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROFLOMFGLMFAO
YOU GET THE SEX TALK YOU GET THE SEX TALK
BWAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Juice Box]

dude...be a man and stand your ground. you have every right to do that....dont let the moms opinion of you change your relationship. If you like the girl...then dont give a sh!t what the mom says...

 

[Preyhunter]

Well, I've decided to bite the bullet and go meet with the gf and the mom. I still don't know what she's gonna say. I hope it isn't too bad or too embarrassing. I DEFINITELY hope she doesn't mention our little "run-in" yesterday. Any last minute suggestions on what I should wear?

Wish me luck!

 

[Jeff7181]

LMFAO... her mom probably thought you two had a go in her room and she sent you to the bathroom to "finish up." LOL

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Well, I've decided to bite the bullet and go meet with the gf and the mom. I still don't know what she's gonna say. I hope it isn't too bad or too embarrassing. I DEFINITELY hope she doesn't mention our little "run-in" yesterday. Any last minute suggestions on what I should wear?

Wish me luck!

don't get hit by a truck or anything... the collective consciousness of ATOT eagerly awaits every detail of your life, and you wouldn't want to disappoint.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter

Update #2
Well, I've decided to bite the bullet and go meet with the gf and the mom. I still don't know what she's gonna say. I hope it isn't too bad or too embarrassing. I DEFINITELY hope she doesn't mention our little "run-in" yesterday. Any last minute suggestions on what I should wear?

Wish me luck!

Wear nothing, its not like they havn't seen it already anyways.

 

[CPA]

gelling your eyebrows? - WTF?

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: CPA
gelling your eyebrows? - WTF?

Maybe he has big bushy ones that get out of control so he uses gel to calm them down.

 

[Juice Box]

Does anyone else see this turning into another spider story? There will be no ending and preyhunter will forever be referred to as "wennie twitch" or "halo 2 chirt" :evil:

 

[Czar]

her mom is going to teach you about sex, so simple

or that she wants a grandchild right there right now

 

[sao123]

thread of the year nominations... anyone?

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: sao123
thread of the year nominations... anyone?

i've read better

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Does anyone else see this turning into another spider story? There will be no ending and preyhunter will forever be referred to as "wennie twitch" or "halo 2 chirt" :evil:

I think "sticky eyebrows" would be a better name. lol

 

[TheShiz]

this has got to be shens, most likely some old man getting off on telling this goofy story.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Well if this is true I wouldn't worry that much.

Her mom is probably just going to talk to you two about sex and playing it safe. Chances are, she's not going to call you a psycho freak or anything, but will rather say hey, its normal, just maybe be a little smarter about it.

Parents are a lot smarter than people give them credit for, usually at least (as ATOT has shown plenty of examples where people aren't as smart as you give them credit for). Sometimes they are a little naive mainly because they would like to not accept that their kids have reached a certain point, but hey they'll get over it.