YAGT: Post your pwnage stories

[Tuktuk]

My ex stole a few things of mine from me when we broke up. After getting her to agree to leave them for me at our apartment the day I came to move my stuff out, she did not leave them there (after me repeatedly reminding her). Don't steal from someone who is moving stuff out of your apartment, as they may forget who paid for what. I took anything I wanted and left a bunch of crap I didn't. If you want to force a trade with me then I will take whatever I deem to be fair in return. What she took was very sentimental to me and so I took much more than its value in return. I also left a bunch of crap there I had never bothered throwing out or taking to the Goodwill.

I know it sounds petty but while I was living there for a week after we broke up (she was living somewhere else), she came in and took the items I owned. Without permission, later telling me she just wanted to "use" them. Like she didn't need permission. Then she tried to convince me to let her keep the items, and when I said no she agreed to leave them there when I moved out so we could have a clean split and not have to worry about settling anything else. She obviously wanted the items and made a conscious decision to steal them from me, so I made sure to get a very good deal in return

 

[RossMAN]

Sorta yaGt with emphasis on the G.

 

[slightlyhuman]

girls>me

don't have time for stories.

 

[James3shin]

Originally posted by: DP
girls>me

don't have time for stories.

You speak the truth, I'm gonna call you "truth" from now on.

 

[dirtylimey]

My ex came over for some sympathy after her boyfriend cheated on her. Sympathy turned into revenge seksin, im sure to make her feel better. I was just getting a freebie.

The next day She ended up getting back with her boyfriend, he's a real paranoid guy and always is watching over her shoulder when she is on the internets and listens in to her phone calls. Her and I were arguing about something over yahoo messenger. She was starting to annoy me and I knew he would be watching, so I typed:

Me: So did you tell your boyfriend that you fvcked me yet?

*no messages for the next 5 minutes*

Her: (her boyfriend is typing this) IM GOING TO FVCKING KILL YOU!!! I'LL GO TO JAIL, I DONT GIVE A FVCK!!! IM GOING TO PUT A BULLET IN YOU!!!1

*no messages for another 5 minutes*

Her: i hate you

 

[Chiboy]

Fvck
Dont call back
Ignore
Change #
Repeat

 

[shortspanishguy]

When I was 18 I got a girl pregnant ans she asked me to drop her on the side of the tub.

I said No.

PWNT.

 

[krunchykrome]

When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Sorta yaGt with emphasis on the G.

I love both of you.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

 

[robothouse77]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
My ex came over for some sympathy after her boyfriend cheated on her. Sympathy turned into revenge seksin, im sure to make her feel better. I was just getting a freebie.

The next day She ended up getting back with her boyfriend, he's a real paranoid guy and always is watching over her shoulder when she is on the internets and listens in to her phone calls. Her and I were arguing about something over yahoo messenger. She was starting to annoy me and I knew he would be watching, so I typed:

Me: So did you tell your boyfriend that you fvcked me yet?

*no messages for the next 5 minutes*

Her: (her boyfriend is typing this) IM GOING TO FVCKING KILL YOU!!! I'LL GO TO JAIL, I DONT GIVE A FVCK!!! IM GOING TO PUT A BULLET IN YOU!!!1

*no messages for another 5 minutes*

Her: i hate you

maybe stay far, far away?

 

[BigDH01]

It was getting close to finals in my junior year of college. There was this girl on the 9th floor of my building that had a crush on me. She had previously been with this other guy in the building (we'll call him John) and he had said that she gets very...mmm... wet.

She had a pretty nice body, excellent little butt, but there was something wrong with her face. I thought I wouldn't mind hitting it. So as finals approached, and I needed to blow off some stress, I invite her down to my room. We start drinking and next thing you know my hands are down her pants. So I've got my fingers down there and I'm looking into her face. I then realize that I can't stand looking at her face anymore.

I told her, and I quote, "You're as wet as John said you were." Needless to say, she immediately pushed me away and got up and left. I then continued my studying.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

????

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the guy is trying to thread jack and make it about Pie??

 

[slikmunks]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

????

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the guy is trying to thread jack and make it about Pie??

if his manager was a girl, that'd almost be like pwnage, but... hmmm....

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

????

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the guy is trying to thread jack and make it about Pie??

He got owned by getting caught. I dont see the confusion here.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: slikmunks

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

????

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the guy is trying to thread jack and make it about Pie??

if his manager was a girl, that'd almost be like pwnage, but... hmmm....

Wait, is this thread about being owned or laying the ownage on somebody else. Because in my story, I was the one who got owned when I was caught eating stolen pie in the back of the building.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Wapp

Originally posted by: DaShen
FYI, if you are a nice guy with a future or at least goals and aspirations, and you know how to treat a girl like a lady, girls will be attracted to you.

That's the worst advice ever.

hah, that statement would mean im a chick magnet, which im not IRL. only if... only if....

Ummm, I attract my fair share of girls.

...And I am about as nice as they come. Of course, it doesn't hurt that I am pretty physically fit and I enjoy playing the guitar. But you will find that if you are a nice guy who can make a girl laugh, things will work your way.

**EDIT**

BTW, are you truly a nice guy, or are you a "nice" guy who treats the girl he likes "nice" out of desperation? Because people can smell desperation/lack of confidence a mile away.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: slikmunks

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

????

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the guy is trying to thread jack and make it about Pie??

if his manager was a girl, that'd almost be like pwnage, but... hmmm....

Wait, is this thread about being owned or laying the ownage on somebody else. Because in my story, I was the one who got owned when I was caught eating stolen pie in the back of the building.

Its about owning someone else, but thats not even the point. Its about relationship type ownage...

Still funny story however, I had a chuckle at the mental image of pecan face saying no I didn't.

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: slikmunks

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

????

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the guy is trying to thread jack and make it about Pie??

if his manager was a girl, that'd almost be like pwnage, but... hmmm....

Wait, is this thread about being owned or laying the ownage on somebody else. Because in my story, I was the one who got owned when I was caught eating stolen pie in the back of the building.

I beat you to it

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: slikmunks

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I was younger, I worked at Fuddruckers for a few months. Managment never told employees to take breaks and they never really monitored employees either. One day, I was working a long shift and I was quite hungry. I had already been there for 4 hours without a break and it was obvious that no one was going to tell me to take one. So I went to the bakery area of the resturaunt, took an entire pecan pie, and I went outside through the backdoor and sat in an area behind the building in the grass that's surrounded by trees. I immedietly started eating the pie like a pig. A couple minutes later, I hear a voice behind me "David, did you pay for that pie." I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

Funny thing is that he never did anything about it, he just walked away and acted like it never happened.

What?

????

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the guy is trying to thread jack and make it about Pie??

if his manager was a girl, that'd almost be like pwnage, but... hmmm....

Wait, is this thread about being owned or laying the ownage on somebody else. Because in my story, I was the one who got owned when I was caught eating stolen pie in the back of the building.

Its about owning someone else, but thats not even the point. Its about relationship type ownage...

Still funny story however, I had a chuckle at the mental image of pecan face saying no I didn't.

Same here Good Pwnage.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

I hope you sprayed crumbs while talking.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I turn around and see my manager looking down at me. And I reply back with a mouth full of pie and my face messy with it "no, I didnt."

I hope you sprayed crumbs while talking.

I'm not kidding, I was caught right in the middle of tearing up that pie. It was all over my mouth.

 

[ghost recon88]

Originally posted by: BigDH01
It was getting close to finals in my junior year of college. There was this girl on the 9th floor of my building that had a crush on me. She had previously been with this other guy in the building (we'll call him John) and he had said that she gets very...mmm... wet.

She had a pretty nice body, excellent little butt, but there was something wrong with her face. I thought I wouldn't mind hitting it. So as finals approached, and I needed to blow off some stress, I invite her down to my room. We start drinking and next thing you know my hands are down her pants. So I've got my fingers down there and I'm looking into her face. I then realize that I can't stand looking at her face anymore.

I told her, and I quote, "You're as wet as John said you were." Needless to say, she immediately pushed me away and got up and left. I then continued my studying.

Ha, pwned there

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: ghost recon88

Originally posted by: BigDH01
It was getting close to finals in my junior year of college. There was this girl on the 9th floor of my building that had a crush on me. She had previously been with this other guy in the building (we'll call him John) and he had said that she gets very...mmm... wet.

She had a pretty nice body, excellent little butt, but there was something wrong with her face. I thought I wouldn't mind hitting it. So as finals approached, and I needed to blow off some stress, I invite her down to my room. We start drinking and next thing you know my hands are down her pants. So I've got my fingers down there and I'm looking into her face. I then realize that I can't stand looking at her face anymore.

I told her, and I quote, "You're as wet as John said you were." Needless to say, she immediately pushed me away and got up and left. I then continued my studying.

Ha, pwned there

LMAO, awesome