YAGT:

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.




Heck I would bet $1,000,000 if I could.

I will prove you wrong.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

Well then I will just have to prove you wrong. Watch me prove you wrong too.

I just realized who you remind me of.....

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1515859&enterthread=y

-Max

P.S. But seriously..... in the end you will lose... and you will like sex. I'm willing to make a long term $1000 bet that you will have and like sex in the next 10 years....

I will prove you wrong. I would bet $1,000,000 if I could.

Not only will you lose... but you will be happy to lose...

BTW how old are you?

21 and I have already won the war.

 

[Doboji]

How have you won the war?

You haven't even fought a battle yet.... hell your gun isn't even loaded yet.

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Doboji
How have you won the war?

You haven't even fought a battle yet.... hell your gun isn't even loaded yet.

lol its just a figure of speech.

:disgust:

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i cannot handle dishonest girls! you can be perfect in every way but if you arent honest, too bad. on the other hand, honesty does make up for deficiencies in other areas . of course, there are situations where its ok to lie a bit (like for a surprise or something, which this could be), but its pretty easy to tell an honest person from a deceptive one.

imo, this does not look good for you. if she is seeing someone that she shouldnt be seeing, it will become apparent pretty quickly if you pay attention

 

[aplefka]

The only reason I'm here is because I live in Sacramento, but I've never heard of Fair Oaks mall. I think I know what you're talking about though, and that's not a mall. Sunrise mall is a mall

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

Well then I will just have to prove you wrong. Watch me prove you wrong too.

Maybe I'm missing something here but if you're not having sex what will there be for us to watch ?

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: DougK62
Obviously she is cheating on you. Probably being tag-teamed.

By mexicans no less!

 

[Stark]

dude, just end it now.

You're holding on waaay too thight and stressing about stupid stuff. You sound insecure with major trust issues. If it's becuase she's not trustworthy, break up. If it's because you're a psycho, break up.

Or chill out and wait until she gives you a real reason to stress (like another guy in the picture). Somehow I suspect you won't and we'll be getting a lot more YAGTs in the future as things implode.

 

[Tremulant]

This the same G/F that read one of your other YAGT's? Or is this a different one?

No matter, I think you're blowing things out of proportion.

 

[eakers]

my first thought was valentines day, my second was .. do you give her a hard time about the amount of time she spends studying? because maybe she didn't want to deal with you beng all "i cant belive you are going shopping, you need to study!"

 

[TheNinja]

She was at my dojo - I have to believe it was the power ballad that I was wailing on that beckoned her to me. I was Frenching her HARD!! Then we talked about possibly dry grinding or maybe porking, but we decided to do that on her next "library study" trip. I'll probably offer a bowl of spicy chili next time to, so if she comes home and smells a like like spices, beans, tomatos, and meat then you know what happened.

 

[isasir]

Ah, I see imtim83 has caused the huge jump in posts in this thread. Much like Stormrider, he's either very good with his "gimmick" since it's been consistent through the years here, or he really does feel this way (which I do tend to believe in this case). It's not the way most people behave, and perhaps imtim83 does have some deep seated issues that counseling might help, if he wanted to go that route.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Amol
but my hand is always with me

LMAO

 

[imported_Phil]

No-one else finds it ironic that Aimster, who lied to ATOT in a huge and shameful way, is now whining about being lied to?

 

[Nitemare]

Do her mom

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji
How have you won the war?

You haven't even fought a battle yet.... hell your gun isn't even loaded yet.

lol its just a figure of speech.

:disgust:

Do you ever at least get boners? If not, then...you are not a normal male...and by normal, i mean what society deems normal..

 

[opticalmace]

she'd be better off without you

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
No-one else finds it ironic that Aimster, who lied to ATOT in a huge and shameful way, is now whining about being lied to?

Nah... we're saving that one for the thread where he admits he doesn't actually have a girlfriend, and that it was an elaborate scheme to make people forget about his previous incarnation..

or something..

 

[meltdown75]

liar chicks suck! especially the ones that get caught!

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
No-one else finds it ironic that Aimster, who lied to ATOT in a huge and shameful way, is now whining about being lied to?

Nah... we're saving that one for the thread where he admits he doesn't actually have a girlfriend, and that it was an elaborate scheme to make people forget about his previous incarnation..

or something..

I have no GF. I made the entire thing up

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You sound like a control freak. You must be if she has to lie to you just so she can go out shopping. Why else would she lie about something as mundane as shopping or going to the mall?

Quoted from the first chunk of posts because it's right on the money.

- M4H

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
No-one else finds it ironic that Aimster, who lied to ATOT in a huge and shameful way, is now whining about being lied to?

The difference is that we're not real people

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
No-one else finds it ironic that Aimster, who lied to ATOT in a huge and shameful way, is now whining about being lied to?

Nah... we're saving that one for the thread where he admits he doesn't actually have a girlfriend, and that it was an elaborate scheme to make people forget about his previous incarnation..

or something..

I have no GF. I made the entire thing up

I really wish your parents didnt procreate.

 

[MustangSVT]

What was the result?

were u lying ? ..

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
What was the result?

were u lying ? ..

The answer is contained in the post directly above yours.