YAGT

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Just do her mom

That's awesome.

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
has the OP handed in his man card yet?

cuz it is pathetic to not see what's coming....lol.

He's doing better than most of the chumps that post YAGTs. He already said he's completely cutting her off. What more do you want him to do?

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
has the OP handed in his man card yet?

cuz it is pathetic to not see what's coming....lol.

Have your turned in your human card yet oh Risen Lord of Ominscience and Forsight. :roll: :laugh:

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: OOBradm
I had been dating this girl, whom i will call Shari, for three years now. Were Juniors in college now, she goes to Boston U, I go to Penn State Main. Weve done the long distance thing two years now, and I was comfortable with it and life was pretty good.

Now, im talking to her on AIM this past saturday, just bullsh!tting with her, and we get on the subject of drinking.

She says: "I actually stopped drinking until thanksgiving break at least."
I reply: "Oh, why is that?"
She responds "Well, remember Chris from work? he has a bad alcohol problem and I told him if he stops drinking then i would too"
"Well thats nice of you" I said.

Now, at this point in time, soemthing rubbed me wrong. we kept talking for abuot 5 minutes, when i just randomly blurted out "Is Chris going to be a problem between us when we go back home for break?"

She doesnt say anything for 3 minutes, then says "maybe."
I respond with a "WTF?"
she responds with "Im going to be honest - im going to visit him on the 6th of October"
And the conversation ends on that note.

Now, its about 12:30 in the morning, and im lying down trying to sleep, but i can't because my mind is racing. At about 3 AM, after tossing and turning and letting my mind wander places I was scared of it going, I decided i needed to call her.
So i call her, and at this point in time i was pretty upset so my voice sounded very shaky and sad
she answers "hi"
I say "Hi, shari..... *slight sob*"
she says back "Babe, whats wrong? I love you, Chris. Are you ok?"



Three years of my life gone in one sentence.
I'm never talking to her again.

Oh damn! I just realized your name isnt Chris.... hopefully you didnt get any presents from her from Chris !!

 

[themusgrat]

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller

Originally posted by: themusgrat

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller

Originally posted by: themusgrat

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller
Uhh she doesn't look at her phone to see who's calling before she picks up?

I'm calling SHENS on this whole story.

Maybe she has a land line phone. Meanie.

land-what phone?

I would also like to know what a land line phone is.

Phones that aren't cell phones. Like, the ones that people have for their home phone numbers.

Oh no, those don't exist anymore. At all. Well, last I heard, our government consficated all of them to trade to China for oil.....

As for the OP's ummm, predicament, that is super sucky, I felt a pang when I read the first post. It's good that you aren't worrying too much about it though, shows you how crappy people can be I guess.

You don't know what you're talking about

1. China doesn't have oil for us to buy.
2. The old land line phones are WAY too advanced for their commoners. Why don't we give them modern plumbing and flying cars while we're at it? :roll:

Uh, is my sarcasm meter off??? The point was that since they are advancing so fast (hence the land line phone JOKE) and they are expected to need more oil than any other country soon (hence the JOKE kind of implying them buying it all) we will trade our phones to get the oil that only they will have.... In this little joking world of mine. Good call though.

Your joke sucked and I used it as a launching pad for my much more hilarious commentary relating to the lack of modernized plumbing in most of the mainland China. Good call though.

Oh, yeah, plumbing in mainland China, real hilarious commentary there, that must be why half the stand up comedians use it all the time.... Way more than rising oil price jokes. Great, now you've made 2 good calls.

EDIT: You know, don't take anything I say seriously. That being said, I am wayyyy more funnier than you, so just stop right there.

Umm, on topic, or sort of, the youtube video was pretty good I have to say.

 

[LongCoolMother]

that's rough man. 3 years... just hang in there, man and know that time heals old wounds. many people go through this and im sure you know right now just how much it hurts. youll make it through though-- no matter however long and painful it is. and youll eventually be glad it ended where it did. hang in there.

 

[OOBradm]

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[Chrono]

Sorry to hear man. It's tough. My girl just dumped me but luckily she's not cheating on me. 3 1/2 years gone for me as well. Go out and hang with friends. Need someone to talk to? Feel free to PM me.

 

[jds2006]

What a bitch. I don't see why people would want to double-time their SOs. If they don't have feelings for their SO anymore, just tell them the truth instead of wasting their time by making them continue on with the one-sided love affair.

 

[Stumps]

WOW thats sucks...maybe Iron Addict needs to read this thread

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: OOBradm

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
has the OP handed in his man card yet?

cuz it is pathetic to not see what's coming....lol.

First of all that night was the first time i had heard his name in a month. Secondly, that entire story took place within a period of a few hours. I dont think it was "pathetic" of me to not see what was coming. I considered myself a trusting boyfriend who didnt fret if she hung out with some of her dude friends. I think its pathetic of you to come here and hit me while im down. have some respect, man.

EDIT: and to everyone else, thanks for all the encouraging words. It's time for me to sleep. 'night ATOT.

Respect? You want respect?

Start by respecting your-fricken-self and see what's coming to you if you don't take action.

You are in a LD relationship with an apparent hoe that likes to spend her free time with the same dudes day in and day out... regardless of how YOU feel.

It's not going to end well for this relationship. If you even want to call it that.

 

[Corporate Thug]

that really sucks

:beer: to make things easier to cope with?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: OOBradm

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
has the OP handed in his man card yet?

cuz it is pathetic to not see what's coming....lol.

First of all that night was the first time i had heard his name in a month. Secondly, that entire story took place within a period of a few hours. I dont think it was "pathetic" of me to not see what was coming. I considered myself a trusting boyfriend who didnt fret if she hung out with some of her dude friends. I think its pathetic of you to come here and hit me while im down. have some respect, man.

EDIT: and to everyone else, thanks for all the encouraging words. It's time for me to sleep. 'night ATOT.

Respect? You want respect?

Start by respecting your-fricken-self and see what's coming to you if you don't take action.

You are in a LD relationship with an apparent hoe that likes to spend her free time with the same dudes day in and day out... regardless of how YOU feel.

It's not going to end well for this relationship. If you even want to call it that.

What do you want him to do? Go find the guy and kick his ass? Sounds like he's ending hte relationship.

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: OOBradm

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
has the OP handed in his man card yet?

cuz it is pathetic to not see what's coming....lol.

First of all that night was the first time i had heard his name in a month. Secondly, that entire story took place within a period of a few hours. I dont think it was "pathetic" of me to not see what was coming. I considered myself a trusting boyfriend who didnt fret if she hung out with some of her dude friends. I think its pathetic of you to come here and hit me while im down. have some respect, man.

EDIT: and to everyone else, thanks for all the encouraging words. It's time for me to sleep. 'night ATOT.

Respect? You want respect?

Start by respecting your-fricken-self and see what's coming to you if you don't take action.

You are in a LD relationship with an apparent hoe that likes to spend her free time with the same dudes day in and day out... regardless of how YOU feel.

It's not going to end well for this relationship. If you even want to call it that.

What do you want him to do? Go find the guy and kick his ass? Sounds like he's ending hte relationship.

By take action I mean to not commit anymore time or emotional involvement with this girl.

And from the "update" the OP is apparently still talking or wanting to talk to this hoebag.

Sorry for the tough love, but you need totally, %100, kick this hoe out your life. If you can't, you have some issues with independence and your level of self-worth.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
Respect? You want respect?

Start by respecting your-fricken-self and see what's coming to you if you don't take action.

You are in a LD relationship with an apparent hoe that likes to spend her free time with the same dudes day in and day out... regardless of how YOU feel.

It's not going to end well for this relationship. If you even want to call it that.

You're quite a douchebag aren't you?

What? You expect his girl to just sit in her room every minute she's not in class? Girls are going to interact with other guys whether you like it or not. Being a control freak will only make them leave you quicker. He had no idea they were so close until recently. ZOMG GIRLS HAVE GUY FRIENDS!?!? :roll:

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
Respect? You want respect?

Start by respecting your-fricken-self and see what's coming to you if you don't take action.

You are in a LD relationship with an apparent hoe that likes to spend her free time with the same dudes day in and day out... regardless of how YOU feel.

It's not going to end well for this relationship. If you even want to call it that.

You're quite a douchebag aren't you?

What? You expect his girl to just sit in her room every minute she's not in class? Girls are going to interact with other guys whether you like it or not. Being a control freak will only make them leave you quicker. He had no idea they were so close until recently. ZOMG GIRLS HAVE GUY FRIENDS!?!? :roll:

Ummm... yeah, don't call me a douchebag just because you disagree with my premise and opinion about the situation at hand.

The FACT that his former girl was so close to this guy without letting him know is why I said what I said. She is a hoe. I don't care if the OP wears his heart on his sleave and can't "handle" hearing (or reading in this case) it. I am on his side and want him to stop being a vag.

Thanks for actually being on my side. You might realize it if you weren't a total douchbag.... idiot.

And...There is nothing wrong with your gf having guy friends. But umm... mistaking my voice for another dude and being said "I love you" to... under the assumption that I am another dude that you are not in a serious relationship with constitutes an instaban from my life. Again, you are an idiot in this situation, AbAbber2k... please grow some balls and some objective viewing skills.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
Respect? You want respect?

Start by respecting your-fricken-self and see what's coming to you if you don't take action.

You are in a LD relationship with an apparent hoe that likes to spend her free time with the same dudes day in and day out... regardless of how YOU feel.

It's not going to end well for this relationship. If you even want to call it that.

You're quite a douchebag aren't you?

What? You expect his girl to just sit in her room every minute she's not in class? Girls are going to interact with other guys whether you like it or not. Being a control freak will only make them leave you quicker. He had no idea they were so close until recently. ZOMG GIRLS HAVE GUY FRIENDS!?!? :roll:

Ummm... yeah, don't call me a douchebag just because you disagree with my premise and opinion about the situation at hand.

The FACT that his former girl was so close to this guy without letting him know is why I said what I said. She is a hoe. I don't care if the OP wears his heart on his sleave and can't "handle" hearing (or reading in this case) it. I am on his side and want him to stop being a vag.

Thanks for actually being on my side. You might realize it if you weren't a total douchbag.... idiot.

:roll:

Ya... breaking it off/cutting contact with someone is total vag behavior. Man that guy is just an emotional tampon.

:roll:

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
But umm... mistaking my voice for another dude and being said "I love you" to... under the assumption that I am another dude that you are not in a serious relationship with constitutes an instaban from my life. Again, you are an idiot in this situation, AbAbber2k... please grow some balls and some objective viewing skills.

Nice edit. :roll: Are you completely retarded? He specifically said that was the last straw. That because she fvcked up and called him Chris he decided she WAS a hoe and wasn't going to have anything to do with her. How is this "vag behavior" as you so love to put it? You're just a sh1t talking internet badboy with no fvcking clue.

Permaban... rofl. :laugh:

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
But umm... mistaking my voice for another dude and being said "I love you" to... under the assumption that I am another dude that you are not in a serious relationship with constitutes an instaban from my life. Again, you are an idiot in this situation, AbAbber2k... please grow some balls and some objective viewing skills.

Nice edit. :roll: Are you completely retarded? He specifically said that was the last straw. That because she fvcked up and called him Chris he decided she WAS a hoe and wasn't going to have anything to do with her. How is this "vag behavior" as you so love to put it? You're just a sh1t talking internet badboy with no fvcking clue.

Permaban... rofl. :laugh:

Good call, I am sorry. You are awesome... please don't goto to the admins!

Wait you are a tool and already did.

 

[Sqube]

The update posted two hours ago appears to indicate that he's not going to talk to her anymore. You know, the part where he said "I'm never talking to her again."

That said... man, I felt that one in my gut. I feel for you, and just make sure you take some time to make sure your head is on straight so you don't do anything stupid. You definitely shouldn't ever talk to her again, because that's at least 89 types of fucked up.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
But umm... mistaking my voice for another dude and being said "I love you" to... under the assumption that I am another dude that you are not in a serious relationship with constitutes an instaban from my life. Again, you are an idiot in this situation, AbAbber2k... please grow some balls and some objective viewing skills.

Nice edit. :roll: Are you completely retarded? He specifically said that was the last straw. That because she fvcked up and called him Chris he decided she WAS a hoe and wasn't going to have anything to do with her. How is this "vag behavior" as you so love to put it? You're just a sh1t talking internet badboy with no fvcking clue.

Permaban... rofl. :laugh:

Good call, I am sorry. You are awesome... please don't goto to the admins!

Wait you are a tool and already did.

Instaban... whatever it was you said. "mistaking my voice for another dude and being said "I love you" to... under the assumption that I am another dude that you are not in a serious relationship with constitutes an instaban from my life." You know what I'm fvcking talking about. And you think I'm a tool? :roll:

 

[Kadarin]

/me raises a :beer: in honor of the OP. Good luck, man..

@SophalotJack: WTF is wrong with you? Are you deliberately trying to be a douche here?

 

[I Saw OJ]

Love, it is a mother fvcker

 

[Skunkwourk]

I sorry, she'll get what she deserves though...

 

[deejayshakur]

first of all, you need to change the thread title. i was halfway down the thread looking for the joke before i realized what had happened. yeah, i felt it in the gut too.

anyway, keep your head up buddy. you're in the right direction so far. :beer:

 

[Eeezee]

Dude, what happened AFTER she said that last line? Did you blow up or what? I'd have blown up at that whore.

Actually, thinking about it, why wouldn't she check to see who's calling? And can't she tell the difference between her two men? SHENS to you OP!!!!