Ok, I'll start...
There was a rich man and a poor man that had known each other since high school. One became wealthy and the other lost it all. The one thing that the two still had in common was their wives birthdays.
The two men would meet in the very same bar every eve of their wives birthdays and compare presnets. The poor man asked the rich man what he got for his wife.
He responded : "I got her a Mercedes-Benz and a diamond ring",
The poor man responded : "Why get her both?"
"If she does not like the ring she can always return it to the store while driving the Mercedes... Then she will be happy with my gift no matter what. And what did you get your dear wife?" the rich man queries.
"I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo"
"Why get her those presents?" snapped the rich man
"Well," the poor man replies "if she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*uck herself"
And that is how the story ends.... A lille colorful but funny anyway.
Lets hear yours!
AdamR
There was a rich man and a poor man that had known each other since high school. One became wealthy and the other lost it all. The one thing that the two still had in common was their wives birthdays.
The two men would meet in the very same bar every eve of their wives birthdays and compare presnets. The poor man asked the rich man what he got for his wife.
He responded : "I got her a Mercedes-Benz and a diamond ring",
The poor man responded : "Why get her both?"
"If she does not like the ring she can always return it to the store while driving the Mercedes... Then she will be happy with my gift no matter what. And what did you get your dear wife?" the rich man queries.
"I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo"
"Why get her those presents?" snapped the rich man
"Well," the poor man replies "if she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*uck herself"
And that is how the story ends.... A lille colorful but funny anyway.
Lets hear yours!
AdamR