Toxoplasmosis Gondii joke :
a little Background :
Toxoplasma gondii is a protozoan parasite that can infect all warm-blooded animals. Sheep and cattle show different susceptibilities to T. gondii infection.
Also remember that it is known and shown that :
1 : Toxoplasma Gondii parasites usually reproduce asexually through inside cells of mammals.
2 : Toxoplasma Gondii parasites usually reproduce sexually in the bowels of felids.
Ze joke , meine damen und herren :
Imagine this, two toxo parasites having a conversation while living inside ruminants :
Toxo parasite 1 :
Where the hell is that tasty mouse meat ?
I have been eating predigested grass for a month now, damn it !
Toxo parasite 2 :
I know, it is so f@cked up right ?
It smells here so weird too.
We cannot even light a cigarette after sex anymore.
Burned all my pseudopodia last time we lit a cigarette after sex.