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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit

LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran...

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Pohemi

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Paratus

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Pohemi said:

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David Bowie as Tilda Swinton looks like Buffy’s Mom

 

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Sound needed:

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https://imgur.com/ppW6N9K

 

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sdifox

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kage69 said:

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That's not funny. It's sad.

 

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BoomerD

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sdifox said:

That's not funny. It's sad.

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Probably politics…”let the Chinese guy win. We have a big contract with the CCP and a lot is riding on it.”

 

kage69

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sdifox said:

That's not funny. It's sad.

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Negative. CCP fail is always funny

 

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BoomerD said:

Probably politics…”let the Chinese guy win. We have a big contract with the CCP and a lot is riding on it.”

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You don't have to entice the CCP with development deals; they're there to sink hooks into foreign economies and governments. Even if it's not financially lucrative for them the arrangements afford them political and intelligence dividends, that and taking a customer away from Japan or the West is still a net win for them.

Remember the Olympics held in China? Losing in feats of physical prowess to non Chinese is a big deal to them, hell look at the fury over basic MMA fighters constantly putting gong fu masters in the hospital. They have enough insecurity about it to insist on "partners" helping them maintain an image they feel they are due. Africans have enough need to go along with it.

 

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https://imgur.com/qjV6GSv

 

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https://imgur.com/a/UdOIUfh

 

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https://imgur.com/pJDVjQv

 

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Pohemi

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Guy definitely doesn't look like an animal person. Poor sea lion just wanted to say hi! lol

 

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sdifox

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Pohemi said:

Guy definitely doesn't look like an animal person. Poor sea lion just wanted to say hi! lol

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They can chomp on penguins, they can chomp on humans.

 

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pmv

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kage69 said:

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I have a vague memory of seeing that advert "in the wild". It is a real ad, no? Or am I constructing the memory? Or did I see it in this thread already?

 

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pmv

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Pohemi said:

Guy definitely doesn't look like an animal person. Poor sea lion just wanted to say hi! lol

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Seems to me it was saying "get off my sun-lounger"

 

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lxskllr

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Could've left him the towel. Snatching it away was rude.

 

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