It's hard to rhyme "twatwaddle".She needs to spend some time in the UK to learn some quality swearwords.
I'm not sure I understand who on earth someone in this era decided that 'damn' and 'hell' are swearwords. Surely if they somehow time-travelled from 100-200 years ago then they would have bigger issues to contend with than "did Taylor do a swear"...
Not having opposable thumbs really sucks.
Jumping spiders know to break line of sight with human eyes. Not human bodies, just eyes. Tell me something the size of a thumbnail that can discern the anatomy of a human doesn't have enough memory to stay angry at you if you piss it off.
I was watching a jumping spider drag a common fly up a chair outside, and it dropped it. I speared the fly with a pin and proffered it to the spider. It was eerie. It looked me in the eye, then took the fly and continued on.Jumping spiders know to break line of sight with human eyes. Not human bodies, just eyes. Tell me something the size of a thumbnail that can discern the anatomy of a human doesn't have enough memory to stay angry at you if you piss it off.