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[KMFJD]

she's just saying shit to stay in the news

 

[Fanatical Meat]

And it's very likely the farmers in CA and IL are conservatives. What's stopping them from fleeing? Who runs their farms then? Or what if they refuse to sell? Or worse yet, what it they torch their farms as an act of defiance/sabotage before they go?

How do CA and IL feed the entirety of the blue states? How do they get this food to NY, for example, if the red states block commerce or simply seize the goods? So you're looking at armed conflict at a minimum. And this is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of the logistics involved to simply FEED people. What about water? Energy? Medicine?

Both red and blue states would turn into 3rd world hellholes overnight.

They don’t it’s called money, Blue States would simp,y buy food from the shit hole states or from Canada or Mexico or just about anywhere else in the world

 

[conehead433]

MTG needs to start her own country where she and all the other seditionists that want to turn the USA into a third world shithole country can live in harmony.

 

[Indus]

she's just saying shit to stay in the news

I wonder why the Justice Department doesn't charge here with sedition and conspiracy.

It's one thing to democratically try and MAGA but open sedition and calling for secession is Treason! And Treason only needs 2 witnesses but there's like 320 million witnesses here..

Can't let this slide even if its comedic. Make a point of the clown show here as what's cool and what's not cool!

 

[fskimospy]

And it's very likely the farmers in CA and IL are conservatives. What's stopping them from fleeing? Who runs their farms then? Or what if they refuse to sell? Or worse yet, what it they torch their farms as an act of defiance/sabotage before they go?

How do CA and IL feed the entirety of the blue states? How do they get this food to NY, for example, if the red states block commerce or simply seize the goods? So you're looking at armed conflict at a minimum. And this is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of the logistics involved to simply FEED people. What about water? Energy? Medicine?

Both red and blue states would turn into 3rd world hellholes overnight.

Why would they purposefully destroy their own lives? This makes zero sense. Is your idea that people are going to let their children starve because they are mad at liberals? If so, why aren’t they doing that now?

I don’t feel like you’ve thought this through.

 

[iRONic]

MTG needs to start her own country where she and all the other seditionists that want to turn the USA into a third world shithole country can live in harmony.

Florida?

 

[hal2kilo]

she's just saying shit to stay in the news

And its a wonderful advertisement for why you should never vote for Republicans.

 

[Indus]

How're you doing with 6 billion neighbors? Anyone running out of oxygen and baby food there in Georgia???

 

[cytg111]

Marge is representing the WWE of politics, you do have to be retar…tracted to actually believe anything real is going on there. Truly. Bless their hearts.

 

[cytg111]

Marge says she knows lazy white people, maybe even as lazy as black people. Like. Dumb bitch much?

 

[Indus]

Since she's not going away.. post all her poop in here, instead of pooping up the place!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I refuse to give her a cool sounding nickname.
MTG simply sounds too cool and easy

 

[KMFJD]

large marge wants to be in charge

 

[Indus]

So umm can anyone jurassic park resurrect a dinosaur so we can feed her to it?

 

[Pens1566]

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So umm can anyone jurassic park resurrect a dinosaur so we can feed her to it?

That can't be fucking real ...

 

[Pens1566]

Well, she did it again:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1629902158438055936

 

[trenchfoot]

I wonder if her kids have been brought up to be like her. Sad to think of really. Getting divorced from husband Perry must be a burden to bear on them too. I'd like to think that the divorce has in part something to do with Marge constantly making an ass of herself.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Well, she did it again:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1629902158438055936

oh man, those “pull ups” made me laff tho

 

[TheVrolok]

oh man, those “pull ups” made me laff tho

I hate CrossFit, CrossFit butterfly pull-ups most. I said it.

 

[ch33zw1z]

I hate CrossFit, CrossFit butterfly pull-ups most. I said it.

I don’t know much about cross fit, but that whole motion is just not even hitting the right muscles. You’re better off using a pull-down machine, or resistance bands to do strict pull ups

edit: and while her push-ups are much Better, she could use some form adjustments to reduce “worming”

I’m curious if she could do one strict push-up or pull up at all *shrug*

 

[Pens1566]

I wonder if her kids have been brought up to be like her. Sad to think of really. Getting divorced from husband Perry must be a burden to bear on them too. I'd like to think that the divorce has in part something to do with Marge constantly making an ass of herself.

I think it's the opposite. Her divorce is mostly because of her constantly making an ass of herself.

 

[gothuevos]

IMO,

The real danger with her "divorce" comments are not what she said herself (which was already highly divisive), but what will the GOP base do with it? We've seen time and time again over the past few years, the GOP base dictates what is mainstream, not the GOP itself. So if this "divorce" idea metastasizes on the right, you will ABSOLUTELY see more and more GOP candidates start to talk about it. And push for it.

Now you might think these candidates can win GOP primaries but would probably get decimated in general elections...and you might be right. But some will get through. And one MTG becomes 10, or 20, or more. All calling for divorce. And if the GOP base is full-throatedly calling for it? Even the GOP holdouts would have to acquiesce, as we have seen time and time again. Now you have one entire political party calling for separation. That is simply not tenable.

I'm sure some of you will just call me an alarmist pants shitter, but we live in the dumbest timeline right now so while one MTG calling for divorce right now seems like nothing...it can quickly snowball.

 

[Pohemi]

So umm can anyone jurassic park resurrect a dinosaur so we can feed her to it?

That can't be fucking real ...

Every time I think she can't possibly get any dumber...she goes and ups her game.

edit: and while her push-ups are much Better, she could use some form adjustments to reduce “worming”

I’m curious if she could do one strict push-up or pull up at all *shrug*

Yeah, for supposedly being some kind of crossfit junkie...she sure has terrible fucking form. With every exercise.

 

[trenchfoot]

Every time I think she can't possibly get any dumber...she goes and ups her game.

Yeah, for supposedly being some kind of crossfit junkie...she sure has terrible fucking form. With every exercise.

For some odd reason I saw trees and vines and fur when she was on the horiz. bar.

 

[hal2kilo]

Poor little defenseless snowflake, needs a safe place. Reactions by people to her couldn't have to do with her being an asshole.

“Snowflake” Marjorie Taylor Greene defends demand for national divorce: “We want our own safe space” | Salon.com